Sorry mate.
Why would she say 'no' though? Unless you were wanking as you asked her, surely she'd want to catch up with an old flatmate?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 23:14, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

he stole money out of her purse.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 23:17, Reply)

He wiped his cock on the curtains.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 23:18, Reply)

he 'borrowed' her dildo.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 23:20, Reply)

That would explain the bran flake addiction.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 23:21, Reply)

He borrowed her DVD boxset of Friends and didn't give it back.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 23:21, Reply)

I have no idea.
I'm a catch me (according to her!), and she's made no secret of the fact she thinks I'm a good looking young gent so I thought I'd go for it. What a misleading slag. I'm probably just a horrible, horrible person.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 23:46, Reply)

Can't you just steal her heart?
(It might help if you imagine her heart as being some sort of food stuffs from the local supermarket)
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 23:48, Reply)

*draws up plans*

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 23:53, Reply)

I'm onto something here aren't I?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 23:56, Reply)