my parents shave one of their long haired cats, Missy, she's a completely different being when she's shaved
she's old as fuck and lays about most of the time but when she's shaved she's like a kitten running all over the place
they've another cat named Maxine and she sleeps on my moms pillow, in her hair, she smells like my moms shampoo in the morning
she loves smelling your hair, if you have a shower and give her a sniff she'll sniff for as long as you allow her
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 16:46, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

o_O
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 16:48, Reply)

Insert obvious reply.

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 8 Feb 2011, 16:50, Reply)

Innit.
It's not even worth the bother.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 16:58, Reply)

Maxine sounds like Hannibal fucking Lecter...
You use Evian skin cream, and sometimes you wear L'Air du Temps, but not today...
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 16:52, Reply)

Anyway, cats? Dogs?
Nothing more than vessels for my lust or meat for my table!
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 16:56, Reply)

So you are going to fuck then eat cats and dogs?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 17:00, Reply)

Well, they do it in Korea!
Actually in all seriousness you've got to be careful with dog sex (attention Jeff). Their willies have 'knots' at the base - once in, it won't come out until your canine love-buddy wants it to.
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 17:05, Reply)