fucking hell
so this morning i had done brilliantly on the diet front. tonight i have skived the gym, eaten a massive dinner, and the fat guru on tv just looked right at me and said "oi you, are you on your arse on the sofa with your two best mates ben and jerry"?

i am hooning off a mini tub of "chunky monkey" as we speak. i am so useless!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 21:36, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Frozen Mars Bar and Spoonsburger.
But that was it today. No gym though.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 21:39, Reply)

Fuck it, I'll have a packet of rice cakes and some diet Cherry Coke too.
but then I won't fit into my dresssss
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 21:40, Reply)

those items won't make any difference
go for it!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 21:43, Reply)

Tried on the dress.
Fits everywhere but does bulge around the stomach. Am going to hope Spanx AND control tights will do the job. It's a gorgeous dress though.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 21:46, Reply)

you will look lovely!
when do you need it for, this weekend?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 21:55, Reply)

Friday
-wails-
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 22:04, Reply)

you'll be fine
starvation on thu will flatten your stomach!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 22:07, Reply)

Alternatively Lampy
You could just eat sensibly so that your body doesn't think... 'Oooh I'm being starved... When I next get food, I'll store as much of it as possible as I need to preserve fuel'.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 22:10, Reply)

i am not advocating starvation!
but the exact day BEFORE you need to fit into one outfit, it is the only way to go.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 22:12, Reply)

Saunas and skipping seems to work for jockeys.
Maybe add that to the routine?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 22:14, Reply)

I think this is my problem, I'm not eating properly or regularly at the moment.
I BLAME THE SODDING DOCTORS WHEN THEY TELL ME SOMETHING'S WRONG I GO EVEN WORSE
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 22:18, Reply)