You should have punched him
Right in his wrong face.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 9:35, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Anal and punching
Those are a few of my favourite things!
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 9:39, Reply)

There's a definitely a song there

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 9:43, Reply)

Maybe!
I'm not feeling mentally agile at the moment, though. Maybe it was my poor diet as a child.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 9:46, Reply)

Second verse almost done
Lovely pizza and shedloads of gin
going to gym and becoming thin
nights out with Monty when he's wearing rings
these are a few of your favourite things
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 9:53, Reply)

I HATE it when Monty wears rings
makes the whole fisting debacle ever so painful.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 9:56, Reply)

I do love it though

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 9:56, Reply)

Oh I was just implying
that you've been fisted by Monty so much, he has to wear rings to let you know he's there
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 9:59, Reply)

Like a bell over a shop door?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 10:03, Reply)

Bing bum!

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 10:08, Reply)

He does wear a big, bulky goth ring
That would definitely scrape your colon.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 9:59, Reply)

that's true
Second verse
Wearing cute dresses and drinking some tea
being noted for Anal Fisting volumes 1 through to 3
punching so hard it looks like you've springs
these are a few of your favourite things
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 10:06, Reply)

That's going in my profile.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 10:07, Reply)

*prouds*

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 10:10, Reply)

Everyone in this subthread is my favourite.
By which I mean you and Lab. And Zoz.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 10:11, Reply)

*feels the love*

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 10:12, Reply)

-loves the feel of the shaved bits of your mohawk-

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 10:17, Reply)

:D
I'll make sure to shave it the day before the Oxford bash.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 10:21, Reply)

I feel like I got in on a technicality
but yay for technicalities!
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 10:14, Reply)

Nah, I like you well enough
I get confused between whether it's you or Rory who has a connection with Chorlton, but you know.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 10:15, Reply)

aw *enjoys warm sensation in cockles*
no connection with Chorlton, must be the other fella.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 10:21, Reply)

You're the Irish one, then?

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 10:23, Reply)

I am Irish but I think Rory is as well

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 10:27, Reply)

THIS IS ALL SO CONFUSING

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 10:28, Reply)

Plus
You can't spell 'punching' without 'gin'!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 9:45, Reply)

YES

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 9:46, Reply)

OH MY GOD YES
Can I steal that for my sig?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 9:46, Reply)

Of course you can!
I'd be honoured.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 9:48, Reply)

Mix them together and you get serious prolapse!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 9:45, Reply)