Hello, good morning and welcome.
I watched 'The News' for a moment last night. One 'story' was there may possibly be (they did at least have the common decency to admit that what' evidence' there was, was at the the very best tenuous) a causal link between 'bad' food eaten as young as aged three, and a lower IQ later in life.

I have another theory: smelly povvo dimwits in counterfeit sportswear and 'goldique' earrings are more likely to feed their snotty little charges Twizzlers and Tango than mung-bean-weaving middle classers - thus, you might say, there is a link between lower IQ parents and lower IQ children. You don't fucking say.

The food link is as valid a theory as saying that well-fitting shoes have a connection with IQ. Why is everyone so fucking stupid? WHY?*

*anyone replying 'it's because they're getting poor nutrition as toddlers, Monty' will be flogged to within an inch of their lives and their tattered frames hung up by Newgate Prison as a warning to other potential miscreants.

Alt: Name a worse band than The Smiths. It's not as easy as you might think.
PS I have had enough sleep. Watch out today.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 8:28, 159 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I quite like The Smiths,
I think the Alt question should be a statement:
"Name something I don't like so I can say 'That's fucking shit'."
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 9 Feb 2011, 8:34, Reply)

I don't need feed-lines to crap on about things I don't like.
Have you never met me before?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 8:48, Reply)

yeah true.
sorry. I just saw an opportunity and went for it.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 9 Feb 2011, 8:55, Reply)

Aye, I heard that on the radio yesterday
It sounded very serious, and I was quite intrigued as to what the impact could be, until they said how bad it could be. These children could lose up to five IQ points! Hang on, five? Who gives a flying fuck?!

If it was 20-30, then maybe you've got a story there, but 5? Fuck off.

Alt: Easy, BrokeNCYDE - www.youtube.com/watch?v=-TH5ibABP4U
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 8:40, Reply)

Causality or Correlation
Its the Daily Mail view on life and makes everything easier, X causes Y, rather than X&Y are social factors that need to be considered.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 8:42, Reply)

Where 'X' equals 'immigrants' and 'Y' equals 'tragic Diana's last horoscope'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 8:51, Reply)

4Eva in R Harts

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 8:51, Reply)

For some reason, "society" encourages the stupid.
It may be because the one thing they do really well, is consume. This is exactly what business wants.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 8:49, Reply)

The average IQ of society could easily be improved by implementing my Parenting License Test idea
Basically anyone thinking of procreating has to undergo a rigorous exam on the nature of their lifestyle and what they think constitutes good parenting, and if they fail they have to leave certain body parts at the front desk on their way out.

Alt Q - Oasis. That was exactly as easy as I thought it'd be.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 8:59, Reply)

I welcome this idea into my totalitarian dictatorship...
I recommend devising a method of reversible chemical sterilisation and then once you pass a myriad of tests you are allowed to breed.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 9:06, Reply)

That is certainly fairer than my removing body parts plan
But less fun, if we're honest
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 9:08, Reply)

True, but lets be honest here
We still need them to rut like rabid chimps in order to fuel the porn industry.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 9:15, Reply)

Chav porn is extroadinarily niche, for obvious reasons
I want my porn to consist of women I couldn't get for reasons of attractiveness, not because I won't buy them ten fags when they accost me at a corner shop
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 9:18, Reply)

It doesnt have to be chav porn
But have you heard most "actors" speak, I think they would all fall comfortably within the "not allowed to breed" section.

That said 10 tabs for a handjob is a most reasonable rate, it must be the Norfolk discount.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 9:25, Reply)

They charge per finger round here

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 9:26, Reply)

The Norfolk discount?
There's no fucking discount
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 9:29, Reply)

I had to charge you full whack
You're posh
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 9:30, Reply)

Sorry it was just a bad pun
Nor-forking discount.

And you wish.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 9:32, Reply)

It's true he does
He has it written on his pencil case in Tippex.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 9:33, Reply)

What exactly do I wish?
I have many things Tipp-Ex'd on my pencil case. If you catch my drift
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 9:34, Reply)

It's beginning to look like your Mum's face after the Tripod have been to see her

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 9:37, Reply)

+s
Are you saying that Darth's mother has sex with aliens that want to destroy the earth?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 9:40, Reply)

That occured to me too
Technically they didn't want to destroy the earth, but rather make it uninhabitable for humans, which is also bad.

Also, the Tripods weren't the aliens themselves, rather their transport. Points for remembering it though, the dramatisation was on TV when I was about 10, which would have made you... foetal.

OH GOD I'M SO OLD
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 9:42, Reply)

I read the books when I was a kid
they were pretty good. Don't remember the title though.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 9:43, Reply)

Yeah I read the books several times through after catching a bit of the TV programme
The version I read was imaginatively titled "The Tripods Trilogy" and I can't remember the names of the individual books. Geek fail
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 9:45, Reply)

I think one of them was called
The City of Glass and Fire
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 9:54, Reply)

Ahem... The White Mountains and The Pool of Fire
where the others... also a film is apparently going to be out next year, get your caps at the ready
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 9:59, Reply)

I got one of the titles right?
I'm quite impressed with myself. The movie will be shit. I haven't even seen any press coverage and I already know that
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 10:00, Reply)

The movie will be pony
you are correct, I do however have very fond memories of the series so I will go and see it and let yet another childhood memory be stamped all over,
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 10:03, Reply)

There is no fee?
Or is it family rates
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 9:30, Reply)

Family rates were abandoned during the credit crunch
on account of the absolute lack of profit being generated county-wide
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 9:35, Reply)

So was it
a 6 knuckle discount.


I think it might be time to leave the internet
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 10:00, Reply)

This was an ace book that proposed the idea of of parenting exams
www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2004/apr/18/politicalbooks.generalfiction
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 9:58, Reply)

Who knows Monty, who knows.
My mother claims that I'm clever because I ate lots of fish as a child. Before they found out I was allergic to it. So I reckon it lost me brain-points personally.

Alt: There are plenty. Florence and the Machine for one.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 8:59, Reply)

*narrows eyes*

( girlinthehole, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 9:01, Reply)

Now, now
Being allergic to fish doesn't make her a bad person.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 9:02, Reply)

Fish is disgusting anyway

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 9:07, Reply)

Lies!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 9:08, Reply)

Truth!

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 9:25, Reply)

Shut it you.
Fish is magnificent!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 9:26, Reply)

AA is correct
Everyone who contradicts AA is wrong
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 9:27, Reply)

absolutely not
by virtue of the way things are, AA is invariably wrong. Which means I am automatically right here
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 9:28, Reply)

You have no idea how much resolve it took me to type the above
But I absolutely concur with our kid on this one
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 9:30, Reply)

I'm quite enjoying this!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 9:33, Reply)

No one reaches their full potential, Montsie.
Everyone is a failure in some respect.

Alt: Scouting for Girls.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 9:01, Reply)

I find laziness to be my biggest failure
That, and I stopped caring about academia.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 9:11, Reply)

laziness my face
academia personal hygiene
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 9:19, Reply)

Is that really the best you can come up with?
Late night, I assume?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 9:26, Reply)

It didn't warrant spending more than a few seconds on

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 9:29, Reply)

Just like ym

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 9:33, Reply)

Here you go Monty
enjoy this www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljPFZrRD3J8
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 9:03, Reply)

I've seen that and thought it was quite funny.
But it makes the joke in 30 seconds and drags on for several minutes longer. They've done other tunes too, I understand. I feel it would have been better as a short, one-off sketch as part of a comedy show.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 9:10, Reply)

I think that's where it comes from
I heard them interviewed once on the radio. They're actually rather funny
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 9:12, Reply)

If only they were amusing I'm sure they'd do well for themselves, they're a no trick nag fit for glue only

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 9:22, Reply)

glue
one bag of
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 9:40, Reply)

I think bad food is a very small part of the problem.
If you're not getting the right nutrients then you are tired and will lack concentration at school. This is pointless however, when you aren't bothered about studying in the first place.
( girlinthehole, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 9:06, Reply)

Yep!
My Dad made sure we were always well fed, so while I was always attentive at school, I didn't give a shit. Then, in 6th form I discovered energy drinks, so I was hyper, and didn't give a shit.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 9:09, Reply)

Have you tried Sennakot?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 9:11, Reply)

It's not strong enough.
Last time I had to use a plunger!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 9:12, Reply)

Mind you especially in young children
it's going to affect brain development anyway surely?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 9:11, Reply)

That's true.
But if a parent decides to take an interest in a child's schooling and wants them to succeed then that child can reach a certain level. It's all down to the parents innit. Vicious cycle of ignorance and lazyness.
( girlinthehole, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 9:18, Reply)

from Das Mash
on the upside, kids ask fewer annoying questions

alt: Scissor Sisters, Maroon 5, Pink.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 9:13, Reply)

I love that article
especially the caption under Assange
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 9:15, Reply)

I heart this bit
"the smart-arse cabbage eaters are filled with incessant 'whys' and 'hows' and grow up into unhappy, interfering, Guardian reading bastards who cannot shut their fucking faces for two minutes without some opinion falling out of it like a turd"
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 9:18, Reply)

Sums up some people on here nicely.

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 9:21, Reply)

That's YOUR opinion.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 9:28, Reply)

This is very good.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 9:16, Reply)

I disagree, I quite like some of Pink's tracks, superb to hear on a night out
Scissor Sisters are fucking shit, aside from one track, which isn't bad. Maroon 5 are simply dull as ditchwater.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 9:16, Reply)

Another from the Mash
This one reminded me of Monty.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 9:23, Reply)

Alt: Attack Attack!
Screamo proponents of crabcore.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 9:16, Reply)

sweet suffering christ that is poor
it's what Justin Bieber will turn into once his audience grows up.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 9:25, Reply)

Ah, this is so atrocious.
Have they even heard of a tune? At least for the first bit. I met someone who unironically liked them, almost damn near punched them in the face.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 9:29, Reply)

You should have punched him
Right in his wrong face.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 9:35, Reply)

Anal and punching
Those are a few of my favourite things!
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 9:39, Reply)

There's a definitely a song there

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 9:43, Reply)

Maybe!
I'm not feeling mentally agile at the moment, though. Maybe it was my poor diet as a child.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 9:46, Reply)

Second verse almost done
Lovely pizza and shedloads of gin
going to gym and becoming thin
nights out with Monty when he's wearing rings
these are a few of your favourite things
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 9:53, Reply)

I HATE it when Monty wears rings
makes the whole fisting debacle ever so painful.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 9:56, Reply)

I do love it though

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 9:56, Reply)

Oh I was just implying
that you've been fisted by Monty so much, he has to wear rings to let you know he's there
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 9:59, Reply)

Like a bell over a shop door?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 10:03, Reply)

Bing bum!

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 10:08, Reply)

He does wear a big, bulky goth ring
That would definitely scrape your colon.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 9:59, Reply)

that's true
Second verse
Wearing cute dresses and drinking some tea
being noted for Anal Fisting volumes 1 through to 3
punching so hard it looks like you've springs
these are a few of your favourite things
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 10:06, Reply)

That's going in my profile.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 10:07, Reply)

*prouds*

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 10:10, Reply)

Everyone in this subthread is my favourite.
By which I mean you and Lab. And Zoz.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 10:11, Reply)

*feels the love*

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 10:12, Reply)

-loves the feel of the shaved bits of your mohawk-

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 10:17, Reply)

:D
I'll make sure to shave it the day before the Oxford bash.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 10:21, Reply)

I feel like I got in on a technicality
but yay for technicalities!
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 10:14, Reply)

Nah, I like you well enough
I get confused between whether it's you or Rory who has a connection with Chorlton, but you know.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 10:15, Reply)

aw *enjoys warm sensation in cockles*
no connection with Chorlton, must be the other fella.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 10:21, Reply)

You're the Irish one, then?

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 10:23, Reply)

I am Irish but I think Rory is as well

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 10:27, Reply)

THIS IS ALL SO CONFUSING

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 10:28, Reply)

Plus
You can't spell 'punching' without 'gin'!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 9:45, Reply)

YES

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 9:46, Reply)

OH MY GOD YES
Can I steal that for my sig?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 9:46, Reply)

Of course you can!
I'd be honoured.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 9:48, Reply)

Mix them together and you get serious prolapse!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 9:45, Reply)

I'd be suprised if there isn't a link between childhood nutrition and intelligence.
Because childhood nutrition affects nearly everything, and intelligence is effected by nearly everything.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 9:16, Reply)

affected
you didn't eat enough fish Chompy
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 9:19, Reply)

meh I got it right at first.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 9:20, Reply)

Pfft! what do you know.

( girlinthehole, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 9:19, Reply)

Lots, I've read about it in books.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 9:22, Reply)

Oh! ok then.

( girlinthehole, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 9:31, Reply)

Some of them had pictures

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 9:33, Reply)

The rest had pop-up parts!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 9:33, Reply)

Giving up so easily?
Really, I can't wait to hear what you "reckon". Knowledge based on personal experience is always so useful and unbiased.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 9:34, Reply)

Whereas regurgitating an opinion formed by someone else
in a book or an article which of course has not conceivably got a an agenda behind it, is absolutely the right way about it.

I think we should all just admit that unless we're experts in a particular field, then all our opinions are pretty shit
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 9:36, Reply)

My original post is basically saying that,
but I'm not allowed to comment on anything to do with children bgb says so.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 9:38, Reply)

I was starting a joke thread considering our past spats but then gave up due to lack of energy.

( girlinthehole, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 9:41, Reply)

Chompy used to wear spats?
I like him now.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 9:42, Reply)

You should eat better.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 9:44, Reply)

I eat very well.

( girlinthehole, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 9:50, Reply)

I'm glad you agree but I'm too tired to debate further.

( girlinthehole, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 9:36, Reply)

that's probably due to poor nutrition

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 9:43, Reply)

Haha!

( girlinthehole, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 9:43, Reply)

If that is so to such a large extent
then surely the majority of urban dwellers born during and immediately after WWII woudl be thick, which is demonstrably not the case.

My mother (first at university and one of the most well-read and intelligent people I've ever met) was brought up on powdered eggs etc.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 9:42, Reply)

There are always exceptions to every rule.
Just think what she could have achieved had she been fed properly.
( girlinthehole, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 9:43, Reply)

Not produced a feckless layabout son?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 9:46, Reply)

She's a lesbo though,
obviously brain wrong.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 9:44, Reply)

She's making up for the years
when due to post-war austerity measures she wasn't able to eat rugs, clearly.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 9:47, Reply)

I read somewhere
that in fact general standards of nutrition improved during and after the war.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 9:44, Reply)

If you heard what my (slightly mental) grandmother fed my father
you would be surprised to discover he was not a gibbering simpleton.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 9:46, Reply)

Large scale allotments
and a varied diet out of necessary.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 9:46, Reply)

This is why I specified 'urban' people.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 9:49, Reply)

*Spidey senses detect....*
Johnny Marr jealousy.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 9:41, Reply)

Morning Jeff.
I'm still tired. I've gone back on the coffee and I'm feeling down. Cheer me up Jeff.
( girlinthehole, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 9:42, Reply)

*Waves*
Sorry Blousie, for some reason I only managed to get a couple of hours sleep last night myself. I went to bed earlier than usual and everything, but at half-four this morning, I was still awake.

I am of course, feeling like death now.

Why are you feeling down?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 9:45, Reply)

Just my current physical state and lack of oomph.
Why couldn't you sleep?
( girlinthehole, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 9:49, Reply)

Usually lack of sleep for me
Is thyroid related, I have too much energy and I'm bouncing off the walls a lot of the time.

What do you put your lack of oomph down to?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 9:51, Reply)

I'm at a loss as to the reason.
I'm off to see the nurse next week. We seem to have opposing problems.
( girlinthehole, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 9:54, Reply)

I've got a real lack of oomph myself now though
:(

Maybe you've got that seasonal defective disorder?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 9:57, Reply)

I like the winter.
I'm putting my money on iron deficiency or hormones.
( girlinthehole, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 9:58, Reply)

Have you considered having a nice glass of stout before bed?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 10:01, Reply)

No. To be honest I have plenty of iron rich food.
Unless it's a B vitamin problem. *shrugs*
( girlinthehole, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 10:02, Reply)

You just need a simple blood test from your local health authority.
They'll be able to tell you what's what Blousie.

When are you going to see the nurse?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 10:04, Reply)

Next Tuesday afternoon.
It's not a severe problem but it's bad enough to piss me off. What's the point of living life healthly and not reaping the benefits.
( girlinthehole, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 10:06, Reply)

Exactly.
How is the cat, being loyal to you or still fucking off to see his other 'family'?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 10:08, Reply)

He's back for good now they're not feeding him.
And they're both wearing collars so it won't happen again.
( girlinthehole, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 10:16, Reply)

I hope you kept the receipt for your Spider-sense.
He is at best a good session-style guitarist whose playing style leaves me stone cold. People who think he's a remarkable player are the same witless cunts that thing The Stone Roses' debut was 'the best British album of all time'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 9:50, Reply)

Are they the ones who think that The Stone Roses were 'good'?
If so, fuck 'em. They're clearly retarded, and need putting out of their misery.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 9:54, Reply)

I also like the Stone Roses
I'm not suggesting Marr is a genius, but you've got to doff your cap in the direction of some of his work, surely?

'How soon is now' or 'This Charming man*' for example.

*Only because Marr is the only thing about that track that isn't shit.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 9:54, Reply)

I'm a big Smiths fan and a big Marr fan.
But How Soon Is Now is one of the most overrated songs ever.
It was a boring riff with a novelty effect.
(TheColonel, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 9:57, Reply)

I like the Stone Roses too.
Fools gold still gives me goose pimples when it starts.
( girlinthehole, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 9:57, Reply)

Your hair's a bit like that cunt Ian Brown
I'm not surprised you like the Stone Roses.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 9:58, Reply)

BA-ZINGO!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 10:34, Reply)

My cap remains firmly in place, sorry.
No doffing here, move along please.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 10:52, Reply)

Well aren't you a ray of sunshine today!

It seems perfectly reasonable that a diet low in nutrition would lead to a child's brain not forming as well as it could.

Worse bad than The Smiths...Motorhead.

*runs and hides*
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 9:52, Reply)

Well someone has a death wish today.

( girlinthehole, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 10:00, Reply)

It's fine I'm hiding
Wanna play sardines?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 10:03, Reply)

*counts to 100*
Coming ready or not.

Edit - OH that's hide and seek.

*Squidges in with nakedape*
( girlinthehole, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 10:03, Reply)

'Worse bad'
You really are fucking retarded aren't you?

A deaf one too, it seems.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 10:35, Reply)

Morrissey is one of the most hilarious lyricists of all time.
"Why do I smile, at people who I'd much rather kick in the eye?"

"Writing frightening verse to a buck-toothed girl in Luxembourg"
(TheColonel, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 10:03, Reply)

Umm The Smiths?
That's all I can think of.

I'm with you on the breeding issue. There's an estate not too far from the town I live in that is a breeding ground for scum. When I checked that police map on crime for our local area there were two dots of crime. One above the local nightclub (now closed) and another much larger one above the local scum estate. In fact if you google the name of the estate it links right back to a story I wrote about three darling little girls from there who tried to stab each other and then me for stopping them.
( Peej, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 10:10, Reply)

Alright Phillie!
How're the little uns?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 10:36, Reply)

Still just one little un
The other has been good and stayed put this week. It's Akira's 3rd birthday today. That went bloody quick!
( Peej, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 10:46, Reply)