My A Level German teacher
wasa raging paedo, and was knocking off a large number of the sixth form girls. As a munter of long standing, I was not one of those 'lucky' ladies.

When he was asked to leave, my class was left without a teacher for three months. I blame him entirely for the fact that I only achieved a B in what was essentially my best subject.

Cunt.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 9 Feb 2011, 12:50, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I bet you know what's German for
"Get your hands off me you filthy bastard".
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 9 Feb 2011, 12:58, Reply)

I also know the German for
I know what you're up to you freak of nature, and I'm going to tell the Headmaster.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 9 Feb 2011, 13:04, Reply)

If you can say that in completely authentic German accent I think you could go into business
*gulp*

"Yes, Fraulein".

*trembles*
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 9 Feb 2011, 13:36, Reply)

My A level french teacher died of cancer half-way through our course
He's not the entire reason I failed it though...
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 13:01, Reply)