My mum is properly awesome
And not just for the very impressive frontage she sports.

But I really, really don't need to be included in her list of "single mates".

Pigtails: i787.photobucket.com/albums/yy155/belladonnaanodyne/2011-02-09134457.jpg
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 9 Feb 2011, 13:47, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Your picture's wonky.

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 13:48, Reply)

Your face is wonky.
/TGB
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 13:50, Reply)

Your Mum's face is wonky
YESSSS!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 13:51, Reply)

Cheater!

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 13:52, Reply)

Rebel.

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 13:53, Reply)

I fixed it.

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 9 Feb 2011, 13:52, Reply)

Thank you

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 13:53, Reply)

Still would

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 13:48, Reply)

Are you saying she looks like a MAN, you BASTARD?

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 13:49, Reply)

I'm sure that sounded less creepy in your head.

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 9 Feb 2011, 13:54, Reply)

Saw this and thought of you Bella
www.thatcherthemusical.co.uk/
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 13:56, Reply)

Nightmare fuel.
There's an Oscar-bait film coming out soon, isn't there?
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 9 Feb 2011, 13:59, Reply)

I hadn't heard
I saw the BBC drama though
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 14:18, Reply)

Nah

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 13:57, Reply)

I stand corrected.
I have decided that I can't really be arsed with the new site already. Dammit. Can you invent me a time machine, please?
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 9 Feb 2011, 14:02, Reply)

The exact second I invent a time machine you'll notified by a sudden ache in your fanny
and a deluge of new, unwanted memories
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 14:04, Reply)

Oh good, my first rape threat of the day
And I haven't even had lunch yet.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 9 Feb 2011, 14:05, Reply)

Your right, that was a bit Chompy
I'll incorporate your birthday present as part of the threat. Better?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 14:10, Reply)

Are you trying to say it's not rape if there's drugs?
I can go with that.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 9 Feb 2011, 14:11, Reply)

More that if I coke you up sufficiently
you might be up for it. But whatever works for you
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 14:12, Reply)

You're a charmer.

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 9 Feb 2011, 14:14, Reply)

Yeah, that's what you're after.
Charm.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 14:18, Reply)

Charm
And cock.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 9 Feb 2011, 14:20, Reply)

Will you settle for one out of two?
If I bring coke?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 14:22, Reply)

Not when you've got AA, no.
Although I can see why you've kept him a secret.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 13:48, Reply)