The best involved an activity week in 6th form in some random countryside place
The fattest kid in the year broke down into total hysteria because he was afraid of walking on wet rocks. He was wailing and screaming and flapping his arms, so it was massively hilarious.

The teacher managed to calm him down enough to give it a go, but he slipped on the first rock and fell into the stream.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:13, 7 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

roffles

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:14, Reply)

hahahahaha

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:14, Reply)

hahahah

(PsychoChomp, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:16, Reply)

This is the best thing on B3ta for months.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:20, Reply)

Ta
I reckon he deliberately fell, the fat attention-seeking cunt.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:28, Reply)

Typical fat cunt.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 17:10, Reply)

Haha

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:21, Reply)

I don't remember us going to school together?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:30, Reply)

Hahaha awesome.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:33, Reply)