It must be that,
otherwise you'd be able to justify your feelings about me.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 14:56, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

My feelings about you fluctuate according to your conduct
and as such are more frequently negative than anything else
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 15:08, Reply)

The only knowledge of my contuct is posts on /offtopic
and as they're so obviously open to interpretation your opinion of me biases your jugment of my conduct and not the other way around.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 15:13, Reply)

Based on your initial statement surely you can see that my opinion of you is based entirely upon your conduct in this forum
My opinion of any given B3tan is based primarily on posts, occasionally gazzes and in some rare cases, texts. The point is that whilst my judgement may be biased, the basis of that bias is your own behaviour.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 15:18, Reply)

And yet I've never started a thread based on some strange fantasy
based purely around causing you pain.
How exactly am I meant to judge you based on this thread?
(PsychoChomp, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 15:20, Reply)

The logical thing to do would be to get to the bottom of why I'd want to do such a thing
A road you seem to have embarked upon but are reluctant to reach the logical end of. Anyway, I might be saying you're hard enough to batter the Undertaker and a Bengal Tiger.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 15:25, Reply)

The answer to that is far to simple
you're bored.
With a minor part of trying to mark your internet territory and attempt to get some brownie points with other offtopicers.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 15:39, Reply)

You're quite right, I am bored
But that can't have taken you long to work out, none of us would post here if we weren't bored. Why did I select you to go in the cage?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 15:42, Reply)

I don't know why did you select him for your hypothetical cage
blah blah blah
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 15:46, Reply)

I'm on the edge of my seat for the next installment

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 15:47, Reply)

Hurry up Darth!!1!

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 15:47, Reply)

You've only got 12 minutes to explain your heartless decision

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 15:49, Reply)

6 now
Unmask yourself, varlet
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 15:55, Reply)