my husband said it was literally the shittiest shithole on the planet
My grandma loved it, but she was 75 and it was about 20 years ago.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 16:54, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Husband?
Is there something you're not telling us, swipes?
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 16:55, Reply)

i've been busy!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 16:58, Reply)

I could have sworn it was just the third or fourth date the other day
You work quickly.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 16:59, Reply)

if it's right, it's right crow
Why piss around, eh?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 17:06, Reply)

You're clearly a very decisive character.
Which is a quality I envy. I think.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 17:12, Reply)

let me guess
You'd also give your right arm to be ambidextrous?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 17:13, Reply)

Being left-handed, that would be the better of the two options...
But then I might need it later on.
GAH!
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 17:15, Reply)

you might be a left handed brain wrong
But even you can see that two hands are always going to be better than one! Silly crow.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 17:20, Reply)

Oi! There's nowt wrong with left-handedness
It makes us special.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 17:21, Reply)

my mum was left handed
I'm sure that's why i do all sorts of things like shoelaces and ties the wrong way, because she taught me.

Then again i give handjobs with my left hand and she sure as fuck didn't teach me THAT (we're not welsh)
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 17:24, Reply)

It's not the "wrong way round"
It just happens to be the opposite way to the majority of the population.

(Your shoelaces, that is, I don't know what the concensus is for man-milking.)
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 17:28, Reply)