She didn't turn up!
I like to think I prevented her attendance through fear. Although on a separate note all the other girls there said I looked like their mate, I told them to fuck off until they showed me a picture and he's some bloody model for American Apparel. I look nothing like him but I'm going to cling to that comparison for dear life.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 0:53, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Milk it Bazza, milk it.
If they think you look like a model, then follow it through, start with the fittest and work your way down the list!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 0:55, Reply)

The one that said it is absolutely amazing.
She has a boyfriend but on a night out after disappearing with some lad, came back and went "god, I can't fuck another person tonight or my boyfriend will go mad", so there's room to worm in there I reckon. Saying that she called me an arrogant tosser, although I think that's just an example of tough love.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 1:00, Reply)

+ You might get the complete set of STDs
You'll be able to build houses and hotels on there then.

Or am I thinking about Monopoly?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 1:03, Reply)

I would happily have my knob fall off if it meant shagging her.
I'm certain she fancies me, but is that me being an arrogant tosser like she said? I don't know.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 1:29, Reply)