My massive bore of a flatmate who moaned at me for not helping clear up the front room.
Despite the fact absolutely none of it was me and I never go in there. I ended up going "you're from Huddersfield - nothing you say will ever bother me". Quite good I thought.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 11:49, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Did you then steal his wallet?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 11:51, Reply)

And his coat

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 11:55, Reply)

Racist
but with good cause
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 11:51, Reply)

Is he the bender?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 11:54, Reply)

No he's Northern Irish.
I'm surrounded by people from pointless places.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 11:57, Reply)