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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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The chap who called me from a Mumbai call centre about twenty minutes agoClaiming he was the man to fix my PC (not that it's broken) and all I'd have to do with visit www.gotomypc.com and he could run his special file to fix the problem.
He claimed to be called Martin, I told him to call me Sanjay.
Martin didn't speak very good English but he does know a few new words now. The wannabe theiving cunt.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 11:51,
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I had one of these twats on the phone the other week"Yes sir, I am Bob from the Windows maintenance team"
"Oh so you work for Microsoft then?"
"Kind of sir, I am Bob from the Windows maintenance team"
"No you're fucking not. Now fuck off."
*slam*
(, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 12:05, Reply)
He was your window cleaner you fucking cunt.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 12:07,
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I don't think my window cleaner has the mental wherewithall to utilise a telephoneHe has barely mastered a bucket and chamois leather.
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