Number 11 the final one - and I've saved the best for last

( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 17:48, 9 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

...Monty?

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 17:49, Reply)

Haha mindpiss.
How are you anyway? Do you really have a boyfriend?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 17:50, Reply)

Not bad ta
And yes, yes I do.
Try not to have a heart attack.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 17:52, Reply)

I'm very sad at this thought
but I guess it was inevitable, you're too nice and too attractive to stay single. I hope he makes you very happy.

Any further thoughts on Sonisphere this year?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 17:54, Reply)

I'll always have a place in my heart for you Al, don't worry.
Eh, he's alright.

Still holding out for more announcements at the moment.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 17:56, Reply)

Awwww, fanks!
He seems to be being damned with faint praise.

Oh, actually I need to ask you something. The wife is taking a group of girls out in Manchester for a hen do. Can you recommend a club which is cheesy pop and/or 80s but not too chavvy for a saturday night?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 17:59, Reply)

Nah, I just don't like public displays of affection.
He's the one in my profile pictures and most of the latest one's I've been tagged in if you're feeling nosy.

Errrr, not really my scene I'm afraid. You might be better off asking Kitty.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 18:03, Reply)

Nope, he was last week
appearing as Albrecht Durer
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 17:54, Reply)

Monty?
But based on the hair, possibly Enzyme. Although I hope to god I never ever see him looking like that.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 17:49, Reply)

Nope
and you may have to add in a tiny bit of a beard...
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 17:55, Reply)

Argh, what the hell?!

(berk, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 17:50, Reply)

That's me.
She actually got that out of my mum's photo album.
( Kroney, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 17:51, Reply)

Zardoz lols.

(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 17:54, Reply)

Oh shit, it's not Herr Doktor Leminge is it?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 17:55, Reply)

Nooooooooooooooooo

( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 17:59, Reply)

Thank christ for that.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 18:01, Reply)

Captain Hood-Butter
Just out of shot is his sports car, draped over by his super model girlfriends.
( Kroney, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 17:56, Reply)

Nope

( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 17:59, Reply)

POTD

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 18:08, Reply)

Light in chains
His boots are gold though
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 21:33, Reply)

wj

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 22:17, Reply)

wjv

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 22:17, Reply)

wuv oo

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 22:17, Reply)

CORRECT!!!
Well done!
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 10:16, Reply)

Oh man, that's totally me
hello ladies, I've put on a bit of weight since that photo but I've still got the moustache and I'm still single..
(Alfonso Bongo BELL AIRE HORSE EXTRAORDINAIRE, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 23:39, Reply)