I apparently look like Kirsty Maccoll if she had dark brown curly hair

( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 18:03, 4 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

And if she wasn't dead
I can see that actually.
(berk, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 18:06, Reply)

BEWARE OF OUTBOARD MOTORS.
Just some friendly advice.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 18:07, Reply)

After she got killed by that speedboat
Bits of her got washed up on the shore, some bloke from the bakers thought the bit he'd found was a bit of her arm but others disagreed. The baker thought it was leg, and the man down the chip shop swears it's pelvis.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 18:11, Reply)

Bloody hell jeff.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 18:12, Reply)

Oh will you please just FUCK OFF.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 18:13, Reply)

REMAIN ON THE INTERNET.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 18:14, Reply)

I think that is a minority view Monty.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 18:15, Reply)

I'm not normally a fan of minorities, but...

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 18:15, Reply)

this is no exception?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 18:17, Reply)

Will do

( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 18:11, Reply)

Poor Kirsty.
The millionaire, whose pissed up playboy son ran her over, paid one of his impoverished house-servants to serve the jail sentence with the connivance of local officials. It was only four years or something.
Sad Ybara.
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 18:13, Reply)

Didn't know that.
Bit like the 'Mark Morrison community service scandal'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 18:16, Reply)

Oh, yes.
I met 'The Mac' once. He was a cunt.
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 18:19, Reply)

About 4'11 of pure undiluted cunt, I understand.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 18:21, Reply)

Nasty little man. I think he's a Muslim now or something
just in case you thought he couldn't be any more of an arse.

Re Kirsty, Google informs me that even the servant who took the rap for mowing her down ultimately escaped jail in a cloud of pesos.
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 18:36, Reply)

That is quite uncanny.
Have you verified your parentage?
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 18:17, Reply)

One half chicken
one half lady
(Bazongaloid, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 18:24, Reply)