*claps hand on shoulder*
You poor cunt. I'm so sorry. I don't really know what to say.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 18:13, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Could be worse.
I could look like this almighty prick.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 18:16, Reply)

But Monty does look like that almight prick?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 18:17, Reply)

Hmm, from what I've seen he's got more of a Steve Hillage thing going on.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 18:18, Reply)

'The Marty Feldman of Psychedelic Rock'*?
Thanks a lot.

*cries*

*(c) me, just now.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 18:20, Reply)

Hey, I like Steve Hillage!

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 18:22, Reply)

My dear fellow
I am fucking obsessed with Steve Hillage.

Only recently I ordered a rainbow-coloured double vinyl set of his Deeply Vale '77 festival performance. I worship the man.

He was my choice in Capt Placid's 'most underrated guitarist' poll.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 18:24, Reply)

Oof!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 18:17, Reply)

Can somebody please, please
sodomise Russell Brand with a chainsaw? I think it's probably what he'd want. Provide me with a syringe and a semen sample and I'll give you a perfect alibi.
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 18:26, Reply)

In the form of a second illegitimate child?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 18:28, Reply)

FIRST!!!!!!!
And no. I was suggesting something far, far worse. Actually that's a meme I could really live without.
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 18:32, Reply)