Been up since 5.50am.
I AM ZOMBIE!
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 9:32, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Been walking?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 9:33, Reply)

Soon, soon.
Ten or so miles to my mate's kid's second birthday party. I bought him a dinosaur colouring book and kiddo has given him a badge. There may or may not be cake.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 9:35, Reply)

Oh man I wouldn't walk ten miles without some sort of cake guarentee

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 9:38, Reply)

There may also be jelly and balloons
although I have a sneaking suspicion you're about to tell one of those to fuck off.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 9:40, Reply)

jelly is pretty cool
balloons have limited appeal. Unless you can draw faces on them and convince the kids they are real people and you'll pop them if they don't get you exactly what you want.

This can result in angry phone calls the next day
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 9:43, Reply)

I like your style.
I can do an uncanny drawing of his granddad, time to find a pink balloon and freak the little fella out.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 9:44, Reply)

Kids will do hilarious dances to stop you killing their friends

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 9:57, Reply)

Stillinbedlolz
*clicks*
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 10:23, Reply)

Shocking behaviour
*jelouses*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 10:26, Reply)

Thought you might be jealous
I got drunk last night, I'm allowed a lie-in
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 10:33, Reply)

I was in bed for 930
Rock and roooolllllllllll
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 10:35, Reply)

Hardcore
3am for me!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 10:43, Reply)

you little party animal you!
I feel another early tonight is on the cards as I have
Badgers Great Big Bus Adventure Across London Town tomorrow.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 10:54, Reply)

Taking in any sights in particular?
I don't have much on today, might go cycling if the weather's nice.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 11:00, Reply)

Just going across town
and thought I'd take some busses to have a nose. Think I go past houses of parliament and over london bridge
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 11:02, Reply)

fucking hell noel
I think I'd been asleep maybe an hour, possibly two by that point.
(berk, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 12:38, Reply)