GOOOOOOOOOD MOOOOOOORNING BI3TNAM!
I suspect most of you fuckers are still in bed dreaming about nommy pies and your supermodel girlfriends.

So weekends, are you super awesome like me getting up early and embracing the weekend (ok so maybe I have to today but tomorrow I am getting up early for my London adventure) or are you a slobby mchungover? Got anything planned this weekend?

*dances around*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 7:51, 96 replies, latest was 4 years ago)

Morning TGB.
I'm neither hungover or just waking up. I've had a very boring day, I cleaned, and sorted, and organised things for moving house in two weeks time. I also sat in the sun and read a book for a couple of hours. Bliss.

What're you doing today?
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 12 Feb 2011, 7:59, Reply)

I have to go to work today :(
Reading in the sun sounds loads better. Is this moving to uniland?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 8:11, Reply)

:( Sorry about the working thing. What do you do?
I need to find a job soon, otherwise I'll be living on pot noodle for the next 7 months. Or possibly even less.

Yeah - I have to move on the 27th. Got my laundry stuff together, bedding, towels, books, crockery and all. Pretty much ready - I just have to pack my clothes now. And mum called into her hospital today and is helping me get a pathology internship for the summer (need to book waaaaay ahead for these things).
It's a bit surreal.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 12 Feb 2011, 8:17, Reply)

Potatoes.
Cheap and versatile.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 8:21, Reply)

ahaha god, I ate so many damn potatoes in Holland it's not funny.
I think I gained a kilo inside a week.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 12 Feb 2011, 8:21, Reply)

I love them.
Keep the skins on and convince yourself you're being healthy.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 8:23, Reply)

ahaha I already eat really healthy! :P
nah I'll find a way. somehow.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 12 Feb 2011, 8:25, Reply)

Foraging for echidnas...

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 8:26, Reply)

Sorry had to go get a bus
Just work in a plumbing shop, that sadly is open on Saturdays!
You'll get bar work easily, unless over there all your bar staff are English...
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 8:59, Reply)

I have vowed no more bar work.
it is absolutely soul destroying. I would rather work in a call centre then in a bar, and that's saying something.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 12 Feb 2011, 9:21, Reply)

oh god no
Call centres are EVIL. Especially the ones that make you cold call private numbers on a Sunday *cries*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 9:32, Reply)

Mornin!
I fucking love capybaras.

They say "Wha'?!" when they're alarmed.
( djtrialprice, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 8:15, Reply)

Are there many of them where you live??

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 8:17, Reply)

There are a few in Chester Zoo.
None of them said "Wha'" though.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 8:18, Reply)

No wait that was me ^
He was logged in on my netbook.
And I missed out this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=715pE23NIm8&feature=player_embedded#at=68
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 8:17, Reply)

The irony of you being someone else is hilarious

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 9:02, Reply)

I had to google those.

(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 12 Feb 2011, 8:18, Reply)

I love them.
I had a photo of one on the fireplace for a while. Next to the snooker player Ronnie O'Sullivan.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 8:19, Reply)

they look very cute, I'll grant you that.
I tell you what though, I love hedgehogs. I'm gutted I didn't see any on my trip.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 12 Feb 2011, 8:20, Reply)

There was one in my mum's garden.
She was really hurt to see it hanging out with the local hoodlums two days later.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 8:21, Reply)

I can't tell if you're being serious or not with the hoodlums bit.
We once had an echidna in our backyard for about a week. It was so funny waddling about.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 12 Feb 2011, 8:24, Reply)

It was being snuggled by a hoody and seemed very happy.
And I had to google echidna.
WTF!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 8:25, Reply)

aha echidnas are ace.
their quills don't hurt - you can stroke them and they just feel the way your fingernails do... all smooth and nice.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 12 Feb 2011, 9:27, Reply)

They don't wade they zoom around really fast collecting gold coins?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 8:58, Reply)

I would love to have one of these as a pet
and take it out for walks
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 11:44, Reply)

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(bojo2112jon, Sat 26 Mar 2022, 8:39, Reply)

shhhhhh
'm hngvr. g'way.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 9:29, Reply)

Been up since 5.50am.
I AM ZOMBIE!
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 9:32, Reply)

Been walking?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 9:33, Reply)

Soon, soon.
Ten or so miles to my mate's kid's second birthday party. I bought him a dinosaur colouring book and kiddo has given him a badge. There may or may not be cake.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 9:35, Reply)

Oh man I wouldn't walk ten miles without some sort of cake guarentee

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 9:38, Reply)

There may also be jelly and balloons
although I have a sneaking suspicion you're about to tell one of those to fuck off.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 9:40, Reply)

jelly is pretty cool
balloons have limited appeal. Unless you can draw faces on them and convince the kids they are real people and you'll pop them if they don't get you exactly what you want.

This can result in angry phone calls the next day
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 9:43, Reply)

I like your style.
I can do an uncanny drawing of his granddad, time to find a pink balloon and freak the little fella out.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 9:44, Reply)

Kids will do hilarious dances to stop you killing their friends

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 9:57, Reply)

Stillinbedlolz
*clicks*
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 10:23, Reply)

Shocking behaviour
*jelouses*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 10:26, Reply)

Thought you might be jealous
I got drunk last night, I'm allowed a lie-in
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 10:33, Reply)

I was in bed for 930
Rock and roooolllllllllll
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 10:35, Reply)

Hardcore
3am for me!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 10:43, Reply)

you little party animal you!
I feel another early tonight is on the cards as I have
Badgers Great Big Bus Adventure Across London Town tomorrow.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 10:54, Reply)

Taking in any sights in particular?
I don't have much on today, might go cycling if the weather's nice.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 11:00, Reply)

Just going across town
and thought I'd take some busses to have a nose. Think I go past houses of parliament and over london bridge
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 11:02, Reply)

fucking hell noel
I think I'd been asleep maybe an hour, possibly two by that point.
(berk, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 12:38, Reply)

Ning
Off for a run in a bit, am toying with making pasties (they're kinda like pies no?) and most of all will be recovering from 7 consecutive days at work with a bit of judicious slobbing.
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 9:42, Reply)

some cunt kicked my wing mirror off last night
so I got woken up by my mrs. Now I have a headache and I'm pissed off.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 9:57, Reply)

Is it wrong this makes me really happy
SMUG GLEES
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 9:58, Reply)

it just adds further weight to the argument
that you are a bitter cunt who doesn't really seem to have anything going that should actually make her happy.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 10:00, Reply)

mmeeeooooooow

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 10:03, Reply)

Scrotes.
Is it DIYable or too posh a car for amatuer tinkering?
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 10:18, Reply)

It's a prius

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 10:21, Reply)

Bugger
If it was a bit older I'd say go down the scrappy and get a replacement but a Prius is suitably complicated that it probably has to go in to an authorised dealer for fiscal arse raping.

Edit: Ah, Hook, line and sinker :)
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 10:24, Reply)

hahahaha
Sorry ongoing joke :p
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 10:27, Reply)

bastards :-P

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 10:29, Reply)

Hurrah a smile
I am sorry about yoru car though it's fucking annoying when stuff like that happens.

You should have a criossant and some coffee to cheer yourself up
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 10:30, Reply)

thanks :-)
just so pointless, that's what really fucks me off

I have the makings for eggs benedict downstairs. I'm torn between just going back to sleep, or stuffing myself...
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 10:31, Reply)

People don't have any respect
*puts on Monty wig* In MY day people were allowed to beat children which stopped them growing up into bastards and everyone had MASSIVE DRUGS and were too stonned to go out doing any damage
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 10:34, Reply)

very true
my mrs went out to get gaffer tape and a couple of bits and has just phoned me from the VW van centre saying "there are loads of nice vans here..."
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 10:40, Reply)

Seat Toledo
it's scratched and battered to fuck, so gaffer tape is going to be the first step

mirror itself and wiring is fine, just need to replace a metal bracket inside and some clips and stuff
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 10:22, Reply)

Gaffer tape is like the force: It binds the universe together
It's just inconvenience that one does not need.
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 10:25, Reply)

yeah, on top of a load of other inconveniences
more the principle than the actual damage.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 10:27, Reply)

Senseless isn't it
Fucking dickheads.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 10:30, Reply)

Some utter twats
were doing this to loads of cars up the road from us ..... Grubby, braindead drunkards.
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 10:32, Reply)

trouble is my road is on the way from town to one of the fucking scumbag areas
I'm lucky never to have had anything happen to my car before beyond having a small recycling bin put on the roof.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 10:39, Reply)

And that's what's so irritating
It's the mentality of these pricks who think "I don't have anything nice, so why should you". Some diseased anus smashed a load of my pots in my front garden last year for no other reason than devilment - No reason to it other than it looks nice and that's wrong, everything looks better when it's fucked.
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 10:46, Reply)

yeah, I don't keep much out of the front of my place for that reason
I do live in a pretty nice place, but there's still the odd complete fucking cunt out there.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 10:48, Reply)

Thing is that ours is comfortable but hardly palatial
it's a tidy terraced house which we take pains to keep tidy .... Some passing troglodyte takes exception to him having to live in his own faeces and 4 inches of dog hair and acts in a typically cunty manner.

Next house I buy will have a driveway and garage just to put some extra room between me and the knuckledraggers. I may indulge in some house pron later on.
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 10:54, Reply)

OMG! TGB MAKES 2 SPELLING MISTAKES IN 1 THREAD SHOCKER!
Guarentee and stonned!
You've been living with Gonz too long ;o)
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 11:18, Reply)

tell me about it.
So how's you Ma! OH MY GOD I'M SUPER EXCITED! Actually I need to gaz you *starts typing*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 11:24, Reply)

MORNING!
I woke up surprisingly early and it's lovely outside. I just have to spend my weekend marking, though :(
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 11:43, Reply)

I just got up.
Waiting for the postman to deliver some shoes. And a couple asthma pumps from mummy dearest because I'm struggling to breathe. I don't do hangovers although I was rather smashed last night.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 11:50, Reply)

I thought asthma pumps were a new brand of shoe I hadn't heard of

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 12:08, Reply)

Hahahaha.
Run DMC should make a follow up song to 'My Adidas' about them.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 12:14, Reply)

"My pumps, my pumps, my lovely asthma pumps" - Black Eye'd Peas.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 13:54, Reply)

haha
i hear respiratory complaints are the new black
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 12:14, Reply)

big night out last night out again
I now have delicious tea
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 12:21, Reply)

I'm saving myself for next weekend

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 12:23, Reply)

woo, me too
although I have just convinced myself I'm going to ask out a guy on a dating site who lives in Oxford and arrange to meet him the same day

this sounds like asking for trouble to me
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 12:25, Reply)

oooooooh
well if it doesn't go well you can drown your sorrows in the evening
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 12:26, Reply)

hey i don't know if he's likely to agree to it yet

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 12:28, Reply)

I got up at 9.
I have been through my entire set of clothes that still fit and most of them are shit therefore I look shit. I can't afford to buy new ones. Plus I used to look young for my age but now I just look my age. Sad times.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 12:40, Reply)

get a needle and thread and make them less shit.
I suspect the rest of that post is nonsense
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 12:41, Reply)

The tiredness has caught up with me
and I have massive norks now but no clothes to fit massive norks. Can't afford to buy any either til I'm back at work so I have approximately three decent tops and they are all in the wash.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 12:45, Reply)

Primark or ebay?
I can't generally afford the kind of clothes I like to wear so I buy them second hand.
(berk, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 12:46, Reply)

I can't even afford Primark or eBay at the mo,
but I'm definitely going shopping at the end of April. Oh, but I want to buy a new (secondhand) car then too so might still skimp on the new clothes.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 13:03, Reply)

*takes back your MILF badge*

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 12:42, Reply)

aw man, now my day just got even worse

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 12:44, Reply)

Aww
make catface dance for you
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 12:54, Reply)

He's taken t'baby for a walk.
I'm neglected in comparison.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 13:03, Reply)

I have just woken up
I thought I'd lost a shoe last night but I've found it now. I am a lot more hungover than I should be....
(berk, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 12:41, Reply)

morning

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 12:43, Reply)

'noon
I think I am going to have to pace myself next weekend. This is ridiculous.
(berk, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 12:45, Reply)

just power through the pain
your body won't learn if you go easy on it
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 12:47, Reply)

I don't have a headache particularly
I just feel moderately unwell, especially for the amount I drank. I did dance like a loon for hours though.
(berk, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 12:50, Reply)

heheh
that was my problem last weekend. That and the cocktails. Dancing like a loon is for winners
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 12:52, Reply)

I ended up dancing barefoot
and also with cute men. You know it's been a good night when that happens. I really don't feel that 2 glasses of wine and 3 pints justifies feeling this, ahem, 'delicate' though.
(berk, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 12:55, Reply)