some cunt kicked my wing mirror off last night
so I got woken up by my mrs. Now I have a headache and I'm pissed off.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 9:57, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Is it wrong this makes me really happy
SMUG GLEES
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 9:58, Reply)

it just adds further weight to the argument
that you are a bitter cunt who doesn't really seem to have anything going that should actually make her happy.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 10:00, Reply)

mmeeeooooooow

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 10:03, Reply)

Scrotes.
Is it DIYable or too posh a car for amatuer tinkering?
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 10:18, Reply)

It's a prius

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 10:21, Reply)

Bugger
If it was a bit older I'd say go down the scrappy and get a replacement but a Prius is suitably complicated that it probably has to go in to an authorised dealer for fiscal arse raping.

Edit: Ah, Hook, line and sinker :)
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 10:24, Reply)

hahahaha
Sorry ongoing joke :p
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 10:27, Reply)

bastards :-P

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 10:29, Reply)

Hurrah a smile
I am sorry about yoru car though it's fucking annoying when stuff like that happens.

You should have a criossant and some coffee to cheer yourself up
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 10:30, Reply)

thanks :-)
just so pointless, that's what really fucks me off

I have the makings for eggs benedict downstairs. I'm torn between just going back to sleep, or stuffing myself...
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 10:31, Reply)

People don't have any respect
*puts on Monty wig* In MY day people were allowed to beat children which stopped them growing up into bastards and everyone had MASSIVE DRUGS and were too stonned to go out doing any damage
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 10:34, Reply)

very true
my mrs went out to get gaffer tape and a couple of bits and has just phoned me from the VW van centre saying "there are loads of nice vans here..."
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 10:40, Reply)

Seat Toledo
it's scratched and battered to fuck, so gaffer tape is going to be the first step

mirror itself and wiring is fine, just need to replace a metal bracket inside and some clips and stuff
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 10:22, Reply)

Gaffer tape is like the force: It binds the universe together
It's just inconvenience that one does not need.
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 10:25, Reply)

yeah, on top of a load of other inconveniences
more the principle than the actual damage.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 10:27, Reply)

Senseless isn't it
Fucking dickheads.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 10:30, Reply)

Some utter twats
were doing this to loads of cars up the road from us ..... Grubby, braindead drunkards.
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 10:32, Reply)

trouble is my road is on the way from town to one of the fucking scumbag areas
I'm lucky never to have had anything happen to my car before beyond having a small recycling bin put on the roof.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 10:39, Reply)

And that's what's so irritating
It's the mentality of these pricks who think "I don't have anything nice, so why should you". Some diseased anus smashed a load of my pots in my front garden last year for no other reason than devilment - No reason to it other than it looks nice and that's wrong, everything looks better when it's fucked.
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 10:46, Reply)

yeah, I don't keep much out of the front of my place for that reason
I do live in a pretty nice place, but there's still the odd complete fucking cunt out there.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 10:48, Reply)

Thing is that ours is comfortable but hardly palatial
it's a tidy terraced house which we take pains to keep tidy .... Some passing troglodyte takes exception to him having to live in his own faeces and 4 inches of dog hair and acts in a typically cunty manner.

Next house I buy will have a driveway and garage just to put some extra room between me and the knuckledraggers. I may indulge in some house pron later on.
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 10:54, Reply)