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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Aight B Girl
I'm alright. Was out in Leeds last night for a stag do, spent far too much money that I don't really have.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 21:23, 1 reply, 15 years ago)
I'm in Leeds Thursday night totally gothing it up with DG and Tourettes to see Sisters of Mercy.
So did the groom get handcuffed to a lampost or something?
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 21:26, Reply)
Sadly not. But he did get ice cubes put down his pants by two 'exotic dancers' in Silks.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 21:28, Reply)
Bless!
And what did they put down your pants?
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 21:29, Reply)
Nothing.
I was merely an innocent bystander.

Anyway, how could I go home to Fiona after anything like that?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 21:30, Reply)
She's married.
You do know that don't you?
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 21:34, Reply)
I do know that.
But I don't let it get in the way of my raised eyebrow, Crimewatch presenting, antique fondling fantasies.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 21:37, Reply)
Okay then.
I just didn't want you making plans for you and Fiona that she might not be able to commit to.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 21:38, Reply)
Fiona is well aware of my plans for her.
Hence the restraining order.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 21:41, Reply)
You really need to find another woman for a while till she becomes available.
Just saying.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 21:51, Reply)
Sian Williams?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 22:01, Reply)
You want Lembit Opik's cast off?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 22:02, Reply)
Cheeky Cheeky.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 22:05, Reply)
You are thinking of Sian Lloyd.
And eurgh, no, she is minging.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 22:05, Reply)
Oh yeah!
Sian Williams is too skinny.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 22:07, Reply)
Or maybe he just needs to tell Fiona how he feels?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 22:02, Reply)
Well he says 'go home to Fiona'
what he actually means is 'go to her home and use binoculars to peer through her windows'. Whether she's married or not won't stop him.
(berk, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 21:37, Reply)

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