Noel reporting in
Weekend: fab, sunshine
Face: beard, fed
Miles: nine, non-stop
Tunes: dubstep, folk
Tired: zoned, zombie
Remarks: none
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 19:21, 181 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I'm playing a weird game about rome
Its making everyone evil
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 19:30, Reply)

Everyone in Rome?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 19:33, Reply)

probably
But define tly everyone in the lounge
its called the rebulic of rome
I understand little of it
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 19:37, Reply)

Ahhh rebulic.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 19:40, Reply)

Shut up I'm on my phone
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 19:42, Reply)

You'd best get your shit together before the Alexandrine Wars.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 19:45, Reply)

You've fed your beard?
food goes in to your mouth, Noel, and I don't recommend applying miracle-gro to your face.
I've cleaned, tidied and booked my holidays today.
(berk, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 19:30, Reply)

I am much beard at the moment.
I'm torn whether I should thin it out a bit before Oxford or turn up with my winter coat.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 19:33, Reply)

It's springtime man, get yourself tidied up
I'm all for a bit of facial hair but ye olde lumberjack, I've-shit-in-the-woods look only really works when there's snow about, you know?

I formulated the perfect jam for that bakewell tart today. It's awesome.
(berk, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 19:38, Reply)

This is good advice, a little spring clean wouldn't go amiss.
I may rue you later in the week when it's frickin' freezing again.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 19:39, Reply)

The only thing it's due to do later this week
is piss it down, constantly and tiresomely. Here, anyway.
(berk, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 19:43, Reply)

You're coming to Oxford?
Excellent times. Come in your beardaclava.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 19:43, Reply)

Woo Lampers, yeah that's a fab idea, ta.
Unfortunately it doesn't *quite* stay on my face, but if I get cold it's certainly an option.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 19:46, Reply)

I suggest this as I secretly want to try it on.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 19:49, Reply)

I'll try and remember, reminder set.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 19:51, Reply)

Yes boy.
I have a craft idea. But I don't think I have the skills. At all. Though if I do decide to try it would be AMAZINGLY AWESOME.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 19:53, Reply)

Intriguing.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 19:57, Reply)

Oh yes. I'll see how this week goes, before I invest in anything.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 19:59, Reply)

if it's crochet I can teach you at the weekend
drunk crochet is best
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 19:59, Reply)

I want to learn anyway.
I'll find some needles and a little bit of my wool :)
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 20:02, Reply)

you just need a hook - a 4.5mm or something

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 20:03, Reply)

I am shit, by the way.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 20:05, Reply)

nonsense, it's easy
much easier than knitting, too
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 20:08, Reply)

I can only purl
Or knit. I'm so shit I can't tell the difference.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 20:09, Reply)

it'll be knit
I can kind of knit, but not that well. Seriously I don't know why anyone bothers, you can do way more with crochet.

/craft nerd
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 20:16, Reply)

I learn best with someone showing me.
Thank you!
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 20:20, Reply)

What is your craft idea?
I'm sure you can make anything you put your mind to, unless it involves welding or requires a kiln or something.
(berk, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 19:59, Reply)

It's half formed but it's very b3ta-esque

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 20:01, Reply)

Also, tittape?

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 19:54, Reply)

I'd love to say I don't know what that is, but I do.
I'm sure they work wonders on tits, but I'm not sticking anything sticky to my beard thankyouverymuch.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 19:56, Reply)

It's basically double-sided tape designed for skin to fabric contact
for women who don't wear bras because of a gapy dress, but don't want to reveal too much. I'd imagine if you put a few strips on your face it might keep the beard from slipping. But then you couldn't take it off.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 19:58, Reply)

I've unbooked my holidays today
With regret, but I need a new roof and that'll come to about the same as my usual three weeks in the States.

Bastard roofs.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 19:42, Reply)

Where are you going on holiday?
Somewhere warm and non-British?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 19:42, Reply)

Travelling in Croatia for 10 days
I can't afford it but meh, fuck it. I'm going anyway.
(berk, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 19:46, Reply)

Sounds good
Eastern(ish) European countries for the win.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 19:49, Reply)

I'm making spicy chickpea and aubergine stew with rice.
I'm going to make someone a wonderful wife : )
( girlinthehole, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 19:36, Reply)

ooh me me!

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 19:38, Reply)

*is engaged with TGB*

( girlinthehole, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 20:03, Reply)

Could you make me one please?
With tits and that?

I'll chuck you a few quid when you've finished her.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 19:39, Reply)

*gets knitting*

( girlinthehole, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 20:03, Reply)

Could you laminate her please?
The wool might get a bit soggy.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 20:34, Reply)

Weekend: Fab, lovely sunshine for me too, sad to come back to rainy England
Face: Too round, skin was complimented this weekend
Miles: Far too many. But on a plane.
Tunes: None, watching American 4 Weddings.
Tired: Fairly, am a little full and warm.
Remarks: Lovely to see you on here, darlin'. Hope you're well.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 19:45, Reply)

Booming darling!
Oh go on then, read it:
www.coll3ctive.co.uk/general/noel/regaining-a-sense-of-adventure/
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 19:48, Reply)

I read it when Chickenlady posted it on La FaceyBee.
I am still jealous, I do want to go and wander off somewhere. I think I want to go back to my mum's youth and go on hols to Ireland.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 19:52, Reply)

This is kinda a concise account.
I wanted it to be a quick easy-read photo-blog instead of a drawn-out account of all the awesome stuff we did. Plus it says nothing of meeting the lovely YOU in London! Or Amberl or chickenlady or PJM either, meeting you lot really helped make the trip special.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 19:54, Reply)

Oh you.
It was lovely to see you, but I was but a footnote. If you get round to posting a full-length account, please waz it my way :)
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 19:56, Reply)

No footnote hon, we went out of our way to get to you, totally worth it.
Even if it was only for an hour.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 19:58, Reply)

Awwwwww
It was a great hour, though I must remember not to tell horrible jokes in public.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 20:00, Reply)

Aw man I totally want to blog but I can't think of what to write.

( girlinthehole, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 20:09, Reply)

Something just pops into my mind and I set a reminder to write about it later.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 20:20, Reply)

I don't think I have anything interesting to say.
Which is why I'm on here all the time : )
( girlinthehole, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 20:37, Reply)

Well I wouldn't worry
I've not exactly set the bar very high on 'things that would interest everyone'
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 20:24, Reply)

Weekend: Nothing 'wow', nothing 'shit', really happy with the launch of coll3ctive.
Face: Could do with a shave
Miles: Donno, one or two, spent a few hours in ASDA today, so that must have been a bit.
Tunes: Oh shit, I forgot, I wanna download some Marylin Manson for work this week.
Tired: Yup
Dinner: Tandorri salmon and riati wraps (using chipalati bread for the wrap).
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 19:49, Reply)

Chipalati, is that some bastard son of chapati and chipolatas?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 19:50, Reply)

You know what, I think that is exactly what I was thinking, couldn't remember the name.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 19:53, Reply)

Crunchy reporting in
Weekend: boring spent it working, some nice weather, though
Face: still hideous
Miles: drove a few
Tunes: arcade fire, afghan wigs
Tired: yes
Remarks: ONE WEEK UNTIL HALF TERM, BITCHES!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 19:50, Reply)

Dunno if you saw this when I posted it on fb, I know what you're like with your games:
entanglement.gopherwoodstudios.com/
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 20:02, Reply)

I saw it but I've not played it yet
I didn't get what was going on. also, I fear for any spare time if it's as addictive as you say :)
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 20:03, Reply)

damn
started it now. Doomed
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 20:22, Reply)

Aha, I'm up to 161, haven't got that high for a while.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 20:23, Reply)

100!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 20:28, Reply)

149!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 20:36, Reply)

Bloody hell, I can't get higher than 30ish :(

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 20:28, Reply)

170 MOTHERFUCKING YES

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 20:43, Reply)

doh! 166
and now it's bathtime
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 20:49, Reply)

Let's revise my rubbish reply
Weekend: Highly food-filled, trip to the sunny/windy seaside
Face: semi-unshaven and unkempt as ever
Miles: ten, but in a car
Tunes: rock, lots of rock
Tired: legs
Remarks: cider has improved the weekend, rugby has not
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 19:54, Reply)

Cider improves rugby.
For the spectators, I mean. I'm not sure it'd improve the game if the players were pissed on scrumpy. Although...
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 19:55, Reply)

It certainly improved Scotland losing

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 19:57, Reply)

Be funny to watch, though...

(berk, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 19:58, Reply)

The way some of them played this weekend
You'd have thought they were drunk. Or idiots.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 19:59, Reply)

I didn't get to see it
but looking at the results table it looks like Scotland played better than Italy, at least.
(berk, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 20:00, Reply)

Labs here
Weekend: ace, drank lots of gin with awesome friends
Face: minus one chin
Miles: 18 driving, 6 cycling
Tunes: Flogging Molly
Tired: A bit tired, mostly ok
Remarks: Bring on next weekend!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 20:05, Reply)

Aha, minus one, nice work.
Next weekend promises to be gooooood.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 20:06, Reply)

Fuck yeah it does pal!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 20:11, Reply)

Agnostic, reporting in
Weekend: Started well, went swiftly downhill
Face: Shaved, looking younger, haircut required again.
Miles: Very little, barely been out
Tunes: Had my playlist on most of today, so the main tunes I've heard are this on the heavy side, and this on the happier side
Tired: Sadly not, been to bed at 5am the last 2 days, this really has to stop.
Remarks: Fucking hell, I need to have money again, this staying in is so fucking dull. Sorry Noel, am too tired to come up with my own prompts.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 20:06, Reply)

No apology needed young man, I'm struggling to stay awake myself.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 20:07, Reply)

Had a read of your Thames journey, made me thoroughly happy!
Especially your footnote, that was lully!

I was considering asking Gonz if I could contribute to the coll3ctive, but realised I don't really have much to say.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 20:10, Reply)

Hahahah!
You, not much to say?
( girlinthehole, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 20:20, Reply)

Not that people would be interested in, no
Haha!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 20:28, Reply)

Thanks :)
I saw you were added. As I said above, whenever anything I think might be worth blogging pops into my head I set a reminder to write it up later, or put a draft post in blogger/wordpress to reminder me later.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 20:21, Reply)

Makes sense, definitely
I think I could do film reviews, or possibly something like that.

The main reason I'm concerned with having anything to write, is that I've always used any blogs I've had to attack those whom I know won't read it, as a small way to make me feel better, and clearly this is something a little more high brow that that!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 20:37, Reply)

Is it fuck, write what you want.
Seriously, if you want to be passive-aggressive, as long as it's interesting or amusing, just write it and see what happens.
Edit: Not highbrow
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 20:39, Reply)

I'm going to have a see over the next few days, see if there's something I could write about
I've been doing notes on facebook recently to get people talking, and I've found the debates they've caused to be thoroughly interesting.

I also have a recipe suggestion...
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 20:41, Reply)

a pissmist is never disappointed

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 20:44, Reply)

Weekend: Football was rubbish. Pub was acceptable
Face: About 2 days growth
Miles: Hunt
Tunes: British reggae
Tired: Not at all
Remarks: I hope I sleep this evening, and I've just had a steak the size of a small house brick.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 20:10, Reply)

How did you cook it?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 20:11, Reply)

In a smoking hot griddle pan.
It made my plate go lovely and bloody as I cooked it on the rare side of medium rare.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 20:13, Reply)

Very nice!
I don't think I'd do mine in a griddle, I cook it in a pan (mainly due to being a povvo without an alternative). That way, I chop half an onion into the same pan, let it soak up the juices, add red wine, let it reduce, then cover the steak. It's fecking magnificent.

I found out last week that a lad I live with works next door to a slaughterhouse, and so can get steak really cheap (£12 for 6 ribeyes he said)
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 20:15, Reply)

ooo! you can probably buy a bag of eyeballs from there, too

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 20:16, Reply)

Is there a use for them, aside from frightening kids?
And making doner kebab?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 20:17, Reply)

but you'd have a bag of eyeballs!
it would be awesome. Make a good photography project or two
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 20:23, Reply)

Yes, if you were so inclined
personally I'm not sure why you would be...
(berk, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 20:19, Reply)

no-eye-dear.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 20:22, Reply)

*points to door of the internet*
don't let it hit you in the arse on the way out.
(berk, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 20:24, Reply)

Sorry berk.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 20:26, Reply)

So you should be.
Did you see my question i that last thread, by the way, are you coming to Oxford next weekend?
(berk, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 20:30, Reply)

I missed your question.
But I'm off to a party next weekend.

Are you looking forward to it?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 20:32, Reply)

Indeed I am
I'm making food and I'm seeing nice people and I shall be getting tiddly. It's going to be awesome.
(berk, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 20:35, Reply)

I see my own lack of attendance has left you devastated.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 20:38, Reply)

I'm crying inside, Jeff
honest.
(berk, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 20:40, Reply)

who will defend your cakes from the forces of shop bought cakes?!
wait. ..the rest of us will
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 20:42, Reply)

The sincerity of berk's post ^ revealed.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSHaCzb3yYk
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 20:44, Reply)

Hey, it's not my fault
if you think you've got better places to be!
(berk, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 20:50, Reply)

:(
What cake are you making?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 20:54, Reply)

Bakewell tart
hence making jam for it today.
(berk, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 20:56, Reply)

I like Bakewell tart.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 20:56, Reply)

Yes, and I bet there won't be any at your great-aunt's birthday party either.

(berk, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 20:59, Reply)

I'd say it was unlikely on account of most people there being diabetic.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 21:03, Reply)

Unlucky
perhaps if you ask nicely I will bring one to another bash.
(berk, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 21:07, Reply)

Thinking about it.
I can't think of any cake I don't like.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 21:09, Reply)

Dundee/fruit cake
blech.
(berk, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 21:10, Reply)

With a nice cup of tea
A slice of fruit cake is lovely.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 21:14, Reply)

^this

( girlinthehole, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 21:15, Reply)

Yay!
Blousie likes cake.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 21:16, Reply)

I do.
I just don't eat it very often.
( girlinthehole, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 21:22, Reply)

Nonsense
that stuff is vile and I will never be converted. To have with a cuppa, I'll have a scone or biscuits any day. Fruitcake mings.
(berk, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 21:21, Reply)

Will there be women at this party?
Have you remembered all the points we've covered about what women want?
( girlinthehole, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 20:39, Reply)

No.
I'm a free spirit.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 20:43, Reply)

No there's no women or no you haven't rememberd?

( girlinthehole, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 20:44, Reply)

I haven't remembered Blousie.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 20:45, Reply)

*shakes head*
Oh Jeff!
( girlinthehole, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 20:47, Reply)

I'm not going on the pull though!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 20:49, Reply)

But what if some woman tries to pull you?
You need to be prepared. It's war out there Jeff and you need to check you have all your ammunition ready.
( girlinthehole, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 20:50, Reply)

Ammunition innuendo lols

(berk, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 20:51, Reply)

He needs his gun primed and cocked : )

( girlinthehole, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 20:52, Reply)

and ready to shoot off at any moment

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 21:33, Reply)

I have my face.
That'll ensure I'll be left alone. If that fails, then I'll just open my mouth and speak.

Either way. I won't be pulled.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 20:54, Reply)

Such pessimism!

(berk, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 20:56, Reply)

I should has added earlier to this leg of the conversation that this party is a 90th birthday for a great aunt.
Like I say, I'm not going on the pull.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 20:58, Reply)

Hahaha!

( girlinthehole, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 21:02, Reply)

Free Spirits?
Where? When? I'll do that.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 20:44, Reply)

You'll need to go into a coma to digest that lot.

( girlinthehole, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 20:17, Reply)

I will admit that it's sitting a bit heavy at the moment.
Hopefully, it'll help me fall asleep this evening.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 20:21, Reply)

Weekend
Weekend: Skiing and recovering
Face: Beard - last time I was clean shaven was April 2008, though it does change length in summer
Miles: About two hundred
Tunes: Rock
Tired: Saturday - haven't been as tired in about six months. Sunday - not tired after seventeen hours sleep
Remarks: Wish more weekends were like this. Not looking forward to tomorrow

Also bought myself a £140 ski jacket for £40 to replace my current one which is very warm but soaks up water like a sponge.

P.S. Beards are at their best when covered in ice crystals, though it makes your face feel all stiff and odd.
( Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 20:26, Reply)

SEVENTEEN?! *envies*

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 20:32, Reply)

It's nice being a student
On the other side of the coin, I'd had two hours sleep in the previous thirty, as well as driving 160 miles at night and spending seven hours skiing.
( Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 20:37, Reply)

Much deserved then eh?
I've struggled to get enough sleep since October and having a fizzy noisy head when I wake up to turn over in the morning isn't helping one bit.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 20:38, Reply)

I know how you feel
I've been the same since Novemberish. I get about one decent nights sleep a week, and it's really not enough.
(berk, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 20:40, Reply)

I sleep like a baby most nights.
SO WHY AM I FEELING SLUGGISH?
( girlinthehole, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 20:41, Reply)

Don't know, you should probably go and get some blood tests done though
I envy you your lovely sleep :(
(berk, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 20:43, Reply)

I am doing Tuesday.
They better bloody find something or else I'm going back on the amphemtamines. (joking)
( girlinthehole, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 20:45, Reply)

sup noel
weekend: productive
face: beard still (bad news)
miles: three, walking pace, with dog
tunes: mouse on mars
tired: red wine
remarks: if i did this every weekend, i might actually achieve the things i want to do occasionally
( spacefish bong!, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 20:41, Reply)

Hey look it's spacefish!
Nine miles non-stop at 3.5mph average yesterday, my legs were humming by the time I stopped. If I sound smug about that, it's because I am.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 20:48, Reply)

more power to your arm! er... leg!
i played football last thursday, barely 50 minutes of it, then i made a terrible un-manly fuss about my achey legs for the next two days. time to get fit again
( spacefish bong!, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 21:15, Reply)

Poppet here!
Weekend: lovely and quiet.
Face: slowly improving.
Miles: 3 miles yesterday.
Tunes: Noah and the Whale
Tired: yes. just woke up. From a dream where I was on a bus with Blousie and Roota.
Remarks: Woo yay busy day ahead. :)
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 13 Feb 2011, 20:50, Reply)

Woo! I'm in B3tan's dreams.

( girlinthehole, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 20:51, Reply)

You really were.
Oddly enough, it was a school bus and you were wearing my old uniform. :S
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 13 Feb 2011, 20:52, Reply)

Did she look like Wee Jimmy Krankie?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 20:54, Reply)

who?

(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 13 Feb 2011, 20:56, Reply)

Kind of ruins the joke if you don't know who she is...
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 20:57, Reply)

Fan Dabby Dozey.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 20:58, Reply)

ahhh.
well no, cos my uniform looked nothing like that.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 13 Feb 2011, 21:00, Reply)

Dreams are weird
I had one the other day where I dreamed I was in my room and lying in bed, but all the furniture had been moved around. I opened my eyes and everything sprang back to where it actually is. Very strange sensation.
( Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 21:01, Reply)

I think you're channeling Colin and Justin
That's not right.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 21:12, Reply)

That's just plain weird.
/ac
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 21:13, Reply)

Yo yo yo!
How's it hanging homeboy?
( girlinthehole, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 21:16, Reply)

Aight B Girl
I'm alright. Was out in Leeds last night for a stag do, spent far too much money that I don't really have.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 21:23, Reply)

I'm in Leeds Thursday night totally gothing it up with DG and Tourettes to see Sisters of Mercy.
So did the groom get handcuffed to a lampost or something?
( girlinthehole, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 21:26, Reply)

Sadly not. But he did get ice cubes put down his pants by two 'exotic dancers' in Silks.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 21:28, Reply)

Bless!
And what did they put down your pants?
( girlinthehole, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 21:29, Reply)

Nothing.
I was merely an innocent bystander.

Anyway, how could I go home to Fiona after anything like that?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 21:30, Reply)

She's married.
You do know that don't you?
( girlinthehole, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 21:34, Reply)

I do know that.
But I don't let it get in the way of my raised eyebrow, Crimewatch presenting, antique fondling fantasies.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 21:37, Reply)

Okay then.
I just didn't want you making plans for you and Fiona that she might not be able to commit to.
( girlinthehole, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 21:38, Reply)

Fiona is well aware of my plans for her.
Hence the restraining order.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 21:41, Reply)

You really need to find another woman for a while till she becomes available.
Just saying.
( girlinthehole, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 21:51, Reply)

Sian Williams?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 22:01, Reply)

You want Lembit Opik's cast off?

( girlinthehole, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 22:02, Reply)

Cheeky Cheeky.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 22:05, Reply)

You are thinking of Sian Lloyd.
And eurgh, no, she is minging.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 22:05, Reply)

Oh yeah!
Sian Williams is too skinny.
( girlinthehole, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 22:07, Reply)

Or maybe he just needs to tell Fiona how he feels?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 22:02, Reply)

Well he says 'go home to Fiona'
what he actually means is 'go to her home and use binoculars to peer through her windows'. Whether she's married or not won't stop him.
(berk, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 21:37, Reply)

So am I
When is your interview?

I've done a bit of asking. Is this an ops planning assistant job you're going for?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 21:17, Reply)

Yes it is.
Gaz me re. any sensitive details.

And the interview is Friday after next.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 21:22, Reply)

evening folks
What's happening. I refrained from mushrooms I am becoming a good boy.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 22:06, Reply)

Get you Mr sensible.
I'm off to bed. Nothing personal.
( girlinthehole, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 22:08, Reply)

night blousie

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 22:09, Reply)

Hmm.
Weekend: yes, it is. But only just.
Face: set to stunned.
Miles: Hunt, yes, off to see the Stuffies support the Levellers in a few weeks.
Tunes: prefer lockets, meself. Honey. Mmmm.
Tired: and exhausted, is the name of a motor repair company around these parts. It's funny because it's a play on bits of a car, see?
Remarks: some people deserve a slow and painful death. And then to be resurrected so they can experience it all over again, ad infinitum. I am in no way pissed off at how some people can just get away with fucking other people over, no siree, Bob.

Right. I need a haircut, even though it's arse o' clock.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 13 Feb 2011, 22:10, Reply)

Anyone in particular?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 22:18, Reply)

A few people.
No one from here though.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 13 Feb 2011, 22:20, Reply)