Cutting yourself near water is horrific it just seems to make it a gazillion times worse
It's not too bad I'm letting it "breathe" so I can have a really attractive scab.

I have been a total injury magnet this year. I managed to injure myself on baconz the other day
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 23:20, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I was shaving my legs for a conference
I had to keep it covered as I was wearing tights the whole time. 3 days later it was still bleeding. I've never seen so much blood, I literally had to sit in the bath in the end and get my mum to mop the bathroom floor.

How are the eyes?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 23:22, Reply)

Aww you sound like you managed to properly hack yourself to bits there :(
Eyes are good :) Only five more days of drop taking then freeeeeedom
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 23:24, Reply)

They were cheap razors
I bought them in Africa, when I was shaving my legs there I looked down at the bath and thought "Ooh, I'm dirtier than I thought" as there was a large pool of brown water around my feet. Had cut the backs of my ankles to shreds. The second time it was only after I noticed a strip of skin about 5 inches long that I noticed I'd hurt myself, and by then it was too late. I was more amused than anything, but my mother thought I'd done it on purpose and cried. A lot.

Glad to hear it- must be a nice difference. I'm looking forward to seeing your miraculous peepers at the weekend. I bought a litre of Hendricks at duty free. I don't think it'll come to Oxford though :/
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 23:28, Reply)

oh dear
I think my razors are too good. On the plus side definitely no hair on that bit of my leg!

Right beddybyes time. Catch y'all on the flip side
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 23:31, Reply)

Peace out TGB.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 23:33, Reply)

See you later bbz

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 23:34, Reply)