I just thought I'd pop in and say you're all fucking lovely.
Whoever 'Lovely' is, I'm sure they're very, very lucky.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 13 Feb 2011, 22:15, 74 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Evening DG

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 22:16, Reply)

Evening Jeff.
Can you just look after this thread for me? I'm about to get my hair cut.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 13 Feb 2011, 22:16, Reply)

Something for the weekend sir?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 22:20, Reply)

Sunday night disco
www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNC0kIzM1Fo
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 22:20, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=c4J-EVxMcd0
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 22:22, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=1WhhSBgd3KI
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 22:24, Reply)

Did you watch Rock Goes To College on BBC4 on Friday/Saturday?
It was The Specials from 1979, I had a copy of it on VHS years ago, it was great watching it again.

(You can catch it on the iPlayer)
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 22:26, Reply)

I will def iplayer that, gonna watch the other reggae stuff too
cause I need to give it another chance.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 22:28, Reply)

Get involved.
www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b00yk22l/Rock_Goes_to_College_The_Specials/
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 22:29, Reply)

not now motd2 is on.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 22:31, Reply)

You don't need sound for MOTD2

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 22:32, Reply)

I'm still saving it for tomorrow

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 22:33, Reply)

You won't get round to watching it.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 22:34, Reply)

i will!

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 22:36, Reply)

There will be a test on this.
So make sure you revise.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 22:40, Reply)

i'll wing it

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 22:41, Reply)

Haha genius
my grandad had this on a 70s megamix tape that he used to play when we went to Germany on holiday. I probably haven't heard this for 15 years.
(berk, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 22:25, Reply)

It's actually quite good

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 22:28, Reply)

Well cheers DG
unfortunately the only person willing to have sex with me at the moment is myself. Does that make me lovely squared?
(berk, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 22:20, Reply)

Absolutely.
You probably know what you like and will therefore never be disappointed.

Right, haircut!
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 13 Feb 2011, 22:21, Reply)

berk
'the lovely square'

That has quite a ring to it.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 22:23, Reply)

Quite a rectangle to it?
rings are round.
(berk, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 22:24, Reply)

You've covered all the angles there.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 22:24, Reply)

*sigh*

(berk, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 22:28, Reply)

Sorry. I thought you were Crunchy.
:)
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 22:28, Reply)

I did try to think of a pun reply
but I couldn't think of one.
(berk, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 22:30, Reply)

How is your training for the half marathon coming along?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 22:34, Reply)

Ahahahaha
*cough, splutter* ha. Haha.

Yeah, I meant to go for a run today and didn't. I'll, erm. Yeah. I'll go in the week. Or something.
(berk, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 22:38, Reply)

How long is it until the run?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 22:40, Reply)

Mid-May.

(berk, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 22:42, Reply)

I'm sure you'll breeze it.
How long does the training take?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 22:44, Reply)

Erm I'm cutting it a bit fine
but it's do-able in 12 weeks.
(berk, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 22:52, Reply)

You cycle a lot don't you? You're probably half the way there already.
Can you cycle home the long way a few times a week?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 22:55, Reply)

I do cycle a fair bit
but it's not the same as running. I'd struggle to run more than 8km and a half marathon is 21km!
(berk, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 23:00, Reply)

What is 21km in miles?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 23:01, Reply)

13 miles. And a tiny bit.

(berk, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 23:05, Reply)

Well that has knocked 8 off the number already!
See. Training with Jeff is training by numbers and therefore easier.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 23:09, Reply)

Chins up, your lovely really

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 22:43, Reply)

You're.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 13 Feb 2011, 23:35, Reply)

Talktalk is not lovely
I'll post this - hopefully - before the fucker crashes yet again.

Can't be arsed nursing the system through yet another start-up.

That's a huge Valentines day FUCK OFF for Talktalk.

Love

TD.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 22:27, Reply)

Night TD

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 22:29, Reply)

The bastard is still working.
I've just got 20 consecutive minutes out of it tonight.

Carnivals - flags.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 22:32, Reply)

Yeah, sorry.Night Jeff.

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 22:41, Reply)

Sorry,yeah.

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 22:41, Reply)

Und here we she
The shad shite of The Disshapointed being dragged to hish paddded chell.

Due to hish frushtration with hish hopeleshh broadband connection.

Let thish be unt leshion to ush all.

x
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 22:57, Reply)

Hi DG!
How are you?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 22:57, Reply)

short of hair and about to have a shower!

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 13 Feb 2011, 23:03, Reply)

Today I managed to injure myself in the most spectacular way yet THIS YEAR!
And I have injured myself A LOT this year
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 23:07, Reply)

Well what happened?
Did your new eyes let you down?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 23:08, Reply)

No
I was in the shower, now I have to mention I am not allowed to get water in my eyes so I have the shower in my hand and think, Oh I should probably give my legs a quick shave. So lather up the first leg and start shaving, all going well until uuUUUuuuggGGGGhhh that felt weird. Oh. Oh MY I appear to have a long slither of skin in the razor. Oh. Oh MY look at the blood, the BLOOD OH MY FUCKING GOD I AM IN PSYCHO AND STANDING IN AN INCH OF BLOOD ARGH WHAT DO I DO I CAN'T PUT THE SHOWER DOWN IN THE BLOOD I CAN'T GET WATER IN MY EYES TURN IT OFF TURN IT OFF.

I then had to gingerly step out the shower, stuff loads of toilet roll on the epic bleeding, wipe down the bloody footprint and hop to my room where I fashioned a dressing out of cotton pads and medical tape.

Note, cotton pads will stick to the injury after several hours and having to pull it off will result in more bleeding.

To see how much skin I managed to remove from my leg in glorious low definition click here
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 23:17, Reply)

Oh my god oh my god oh my god
I know your pain. Or in my case lack of pain. I did the same thing with about 5 strips of skin a few years back. The bathroom floor was completely covered in blood. It's fucking terrifying. Hope you're ok.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 23:19, Reply)

Cutting yourself near water is horrific it just seems to make it a gazillion times worse
It's not too bad I'm letting it "breathe" so I can have a really attractive scab.

I have been a total injury magnet this year. I managed to injure myself on baconz the other day
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 23:20, Reply)

I was shaving my legs for a conference
I had to keep it covered as I was wearing tights the whole time. 3 days later it was still bleeding. I've never seen so much blood, I literally had to sit in the bath in the end and get my mum to mop the bathroom floor.

How are the eyes?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 23:22, Reply)

Aww you sound like you managed to properly hack yourself to bits there :(
Eyes are good :) Only five more days of drop taking then freeeeeedom
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 23:24, Reply)

They were cheap razors
I bought them in Africa, when I was shaving my legs there I looked down at the bath and thought "Ooh, I'm dirtier than I thought" as there was a large pool of brown water around my feet. Had cut the backs of my ankles to shreds. The second time it was only after I noticed a strip of skin about 5 inches long that I noticed I'd hurt myself, and by then it was too late. I was more amused than anything, but my mother thought I'd done it on purpose and cried. A lot.

Glad to hear it- must be a nice difference. I'm looking forward to seeing your miraculous peepers at the weekend. I bought a litre of Hendricks at duty free. I don't think it'll come to Oxford though :/
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 23:28, Reply)

oh dear
I think my razors are too good. On the plus side definitely no hair on that bit of my leg!

Right beddybyes time. Catch y'all on the flip side
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 23:31, Reply)

Peace out TGB.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 23:33, Reply)

See you later bbz

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 23:34, Reply)

That looks like it smarts a little.
I suggest a nice cup and tea and maybe a biscuit.

Dr Jeff in da house!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 23:21, Reply)

I had pepsi and a jam tart?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 23:22, Reply)

I don't know. Did you?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 23:24, Reply)

I like you TGB
but dear god you're a calamity. That looks seriously sore, how the fuck did you manage that?!
(berk, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 23:39, Reply)

bear trap? fork in a toaster?
what?
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 23:13, Reply)

I love you too.
500 words. Nothing to say. It's raining. I want a fag. I'm tired.

On the other hand, this:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPnQ77a1UVk
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 23:10, Reply)

Evening Lampy
Why not have a fag and go to bed?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 23:13, Reply)

I have 500 words of an essay to write.
I could probably get away with writing 400 more. It's unassessed and I've done very little reading for it. So really I couldn't give one.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 23:14, Reply)

Well had a tab and hit the hay then.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 23:22, Reply)

I'll write a few more words of shit, have a fag, hopefully feel a little more refreshed, try and finish it off and up early tomorrow to print it off and hand it in.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 23:23, Reply)

Why not have a snack?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 23:26, Reply)

I'm still full from my evening meal.
I'd burst.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 23:28, Reply)

Then go for a smoke.
That'll sort you out.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 23:31, Reply)

Starting to think this is hte only course of action

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 23:33, Reply)

Why not have a glass of water then?

(Bazongaloid, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 23:31, Reply)

Seriously, my stomach is full to bursting point.
I kind of forgot to eat then went overboard.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 23:33, Reply)