Yup
pick them up after work, have a sexy bath, booze, dinner, bed...
ach, I'm making myself miserable.
(berk, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 0:31, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

*there there*
Maybe a few flowers as table decoration, but a whole bunch?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 0:40, Reply)

A single rose is more romantic than 12 of them, say
or perhaps I'm just too much of a skinflint to appreciate the gesture. It's more about the candles, music and booze, I think, for scene-setting for a romantic meal.
(berk, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 0:43, Reply)

it's no wonder men get confused
when women have views as far apart as ours! whereas all men would agree that so long as a blowie is on the menu, that's fine.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 0:45, Reply)

Hahaha
I think the difference is not necessarily our views, but our expectations based on what has gone before. Most of my boyfriends have failed to make any effort at all for most of our relationship, thus I expect very little and am very happy with anything that exceeds that.
(berk, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 0:47, Reply)

then you really deserve to be spoiled!
i've had everything from violent alcoholic to spoiling rotten, i can recommend a bunch of flowers over a black eye and a split lip, believe me!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 0:48, Reply)

I'm quite the romantic.
So I'd schedule the hot towels for after the blowie.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 0:47, Reply)

you've just cooked at home
and neither sent flowers nor booked a lovely restaurant.

so your chances of getting a blowier are 0/10 anyway.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 0:49, Reply)

But I got the recipe for the meal
From Chompy.

Blowie 10/10 surely? Evening if you know nothing about it.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 0:51, Reply)

better ask gonz
he's the chef around here.

you need the girl to be conscious for a blowie, jeff, remember from back when you last had one? in 1992?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 0:52, Reply)

Oh my bleeding heart.
Bitch. She has the measure of me
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 0:59, Reply)

In 1992 you were probably not even old enough to consent for god;s sake.

(berk, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 1:01, Reply)

I was 18
More than old enough.

Thanks for that reminder.

*sad face*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 1:03, Reply)

Mathsfail
ah well, I maintain that you don't look your age.
(berk, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 1:07, Reply)

That's something (I hope)

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 1:08, Reply)