That's a well known side effect of BUM AIDS.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 14:09, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Bu I've never even met DF.
*Puzzles* Can you get BUM AIDS from homelesses?
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 14 Feb 2011, 14:14, Reply)

DF can infect you simply by posting on the same internet as you.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 14:16, Reply)

That's your excuse

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 14:19, Reply)

It happens when you give them money.
That's how it's transferred: on a tit-for-tat basis. Or, more accurately, a BUMAIDS-for-money basis.

The Big Issue is simply a vehicle that these bastards can use to trick you into thinking you're doing a good deed, when you are in fact just putting yourself on the receiving end of BUM AIDS.
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 14:16, Reply)

I'm grateful to you for bringing this up.
It's something not a lot of people know about and awareness needs raising, you know, like that 'Live 8'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 14:18, Reply)

it is a fact that hearing Bono talking or singing about poverty
gives you AIDs of not just the bum, but the ears and brain as well.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 14:20, Reply)

"Live 8"
"Come and get BUM AIDS 8 more like."
What a conniving cunt that twat Geldof is - sure, we'll run a massive music festival to raise money for "charidee," what could possibly go wrong there? Except behind the scenes, the mad oirish bastard is cackling maniacally to himself in the knowledge that everybody who picks up the phone to give him some of their "fookin' munny" is simply inviting a visitation of BUM AIDS upon themself.

OPEN YOUR EYES, PEOPLE. DO NOT GIVE TO THE NEEDY...UNLESS YOU ARE NEEDY OF BUM AIDS. 'CAUSE THAT'S WHAT YOU'LL GET. JUST SAYING.
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 14:22, Reply)

Yeah, 'Sheeple', WAKE UP TO THE TRUTH.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 14:26, Reply)

But But But.....
I only ever bought one issue and I was wearing gloves!
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 14 Feb 2011, 14:34, Reply)

Get yourself tested.
And never ask me for money.
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 14:38, Reply)

How much will you pay for a bum with aids?

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 14 Feb 2011, 15:55, Reply)