Damn it couldn't you wait one minute for my big reveal.
Shitehawk asked me to start a rumour online and see how long it took to get back to her.
Everyone started taking it a bit seriously and I felt bad and was in the middle of writing a nice apology post.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 15:30, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Who's shitehawk? How the hell do you and AA manage to gaz the female users before they've even posted?
You're both to quick for me.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 15:32, Reply)

and if kitty told you to jump into a blazing river, would you do it?
poor chompy, she's never ever ever going to leave him for you, however hard you try.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 15:35, Reply)

particularly when I've cuckolded him already

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 15:38, Reply)

any minute now he'll be musing wistfully:
"it's just not surprising that kitty's not single, is it?"

(because apparently it's not pandering if she isn't online at the time to see it. apparently.)
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 15:41, Reply)

I'm still going to kick you when you're down.

( Kroney, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 15:37, Reply)

I had people texting to make sure I was ok.
And I was worried that someone had hacked me. I'll be here for a while. Thanks for the kind words. Internet validation.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 15:38, Reply)

Ha ha, I was expecting people to try to get hold of kitty.
Sorry for using you as a pawn, still people being nice online, that doesn't happen often.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 15:42, Reply)

UNLESS
it was all some big plot that you hatched WITH psychochomp to get this internet validation??? hmmm...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 15:42, Reply)