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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
*calls parcel company to try to cancel delivery of 'wuv u' teddy to Apples*
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 15:57,
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15 years ago)
Sorry Monty, not even you could get away with that.
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Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 16:01,
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Merely typing the words made me do a little mouth-sick.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 16:05,
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Good good
That's what I like to hear.
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Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 16:07,
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He was touching himself the whole time
and whispering the Lords Prayer frantically though.
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Bazongaloid, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 16:08,
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Even better
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Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 16:13,
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*removes ragged and sperm-sodden 'wuv u' teddy from spent and wilting penis*
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 16:14,
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You've just made the perfect valentines gift for Lusty
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Bazongaloid, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 16:16,
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*decorates box with curry-sick*
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 16:19,
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