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Well, Monty is over a hundred now so time for a new threadWe celebrate "love" with Valentines Day, the birth of Jebus with Christmas and a Turk killing a dragon in Egypt with St.Georges day.
But what holiday would you like to see?
I'd like an Atheist day, which would always fall on a Sunday and the shops could open for as long as they wanted! Take that organised religion.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 15:33,
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I wholeheartedly agree.I blame that 'Chompy' fellow.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 15:44,
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usually carrying flaming torchespitchforks, and running at you with great speed
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 15:47,
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Don't mention 'great speed', BGB'll be right on your case.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 15:49,
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Yeh', I don't give a toss about the 100 posts thing, it should only be when a thread is dead.The conversation is too split up now.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 15:50,
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I'd like to see a holidaywhere people who post the word 'Jebus' are flayed alive, then rolled in lemon juice and salt, then have their testicles popped in a rusty vice.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 15:43,
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My wee-wee smells of roast chicken flavour crisps today.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 15:52,
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I laughed because it hopefully means his kidneys are shutting down.(, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 15:56, Reply)
Take That organised religion?Wow, I thought they were too busy re-forming, or bumming, or maybe both
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 15:47,
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I'd like to replace Guy Fawkes Day with Michael McIntyre DayNot that I particularly want his cunty name on the calendar, but I would thoroughly love to see his effigy burnt. And by "effigy", I mean "carcass"
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St Georges Dayshould be a holiday. We must be one of the few countries in the world not to celebrate our own patron saint's day
I do like the Athiest day though
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 15:52,
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Maybe we've realised that as St George was a fucking Armenian (or something)that we don't care. I think we should celebrate Josef Mengele's birthday.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 15:54,
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The official 'Sound of Evil'(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 16:02,
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The only more sinister band is The Osmonds, and they were all 'merkins. Slitty-eyed dago-wop whoopsy cousin-shagging bastards.We need a decent, clean, British Sound of Evil
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Chris de Burgh?this only really works if you know your Bill Bailey...
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Do I really need to play the Oasis card again?How about Finlay Quaye? Now there was some ludicrously insipid, pointless music
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My brother used to know him before he was 'famous'.His nickname was 'dodgy Finlay'.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 16:18,
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Presumably your brother knew better than to try and trade on Tricky's name by association(, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 16:26, Reply)
Seriously thoughdoes anyone care that he was Armenian or whatever. I'm guessing the fucking dragon was some kind of illegal immigrant too. Give me a free holiday!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 15:57,
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I care. Bloody Pakistanis stealing our jobs,and noncing up our kids with their sex-gangs.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 16:06,
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I'm still seeing no day off work here(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 16:09,
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Won't happen nowRegardless of where the fellow originated, if St George's Day was made a Bank Holiday the BNP and EDL would throw their weight behind it, claiming it represents an English holiday for English people, and every vaguely militant minority in the country would be up in arms. The resulting ruckus would cause the day to forever become associated with the sort of violence more commonly exhibited on Springfield's Whacking Day.
Which could actually be quite a giggle, for those of us watching the riots on telly. I'm all for it.
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International sex dayEveryone would have the day off to have red hot sex, and for those people who aren't getting any, all internet porn and real life hookers would be free all day.
Like valentines day, but without all the tat and soppy shit.
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*calls parcel company to try to cancel delivery of 'wuv u' teddy to Apples*(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 15:57,
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Merely typing the words made me do a little mouth-sick.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 16:05,
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He was touching himself the whole timeand whispering the Lords Prayer frantically though.
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*removes ragged and sperm-sodden 'wuv u' teddy from spent and wilting penis*(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 16:14,
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*decorates box with curry-sick*(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 16:19,
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No tat and soppy bits, but plenty of tits and sloppy bits
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 15:58,
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I don't know what the hookers are like round your wayBut I can assure you every single man in Norwich would go to work rather than plow any of the festering pustules in mini-skirts wandering King Street
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I thought murder was the done thing with prossies round your parts?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 16:00,
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What a good idea!*signs up*
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 15:59,
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no wayI like Sunday closing. I sometimes wish it was more rigidly adhered to. It might encourage people to do something else with their free time, other than frantically consume shit they don't really need. I hate shopping.
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I think every able-bodied man should practice archery on Sunday afternoons.In case those wily Frenchies get any fucking ideas.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 15:58,
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*Sings*Monty is a LARPer
Monty is a LARPer
la-la-la-la
la-la-la-la
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 15:59,
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Or fencing, but with proper double edged broadswordsRather than faggy rapiers.
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100% serious, I would love to take up archary or any kind of shooting.I wonder if there are any places that are easy to get to that do that.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 16:39,
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wowwww.2020archery.co.uk/
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 16:41,
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I don't want to go to Westfield, I want some food for the coming week, or some ply wood for the DIY i'm doing(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 16:03,
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Yeah alright Elvis Costello, shut it.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 16:04,
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the one where you all worship me and give me gifts and say nice things about meoh, that's my birthday, this friday
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Lisette von Falcon, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 16:10,
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Don't be bitterThe people of Bolton are just as happy as you are frustrated
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Haha, I was quoting Half Man Half BiscuitI haven't seen any footy and am happy as Larry.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 16:20,
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There's a man with a mullet going mad with a mallet in Millets!(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 16:26,
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Are you the rubber faced irritant Phil Cool?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 16:29,
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*does funny alien face and makes Britain piss in their slacks*(
Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 16:29,
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Overhead a rainbow appearsIn black and white.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 16:32,
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Fucking hell, I feel like Bambi ('s fatter relative)I can hardly put one foot in front of the other without getting the whirlies. I take back my earlier claim to feeling better.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 16:19,
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Doesn't sound good.You got something from the doc?
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 16:20,
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Bobby's doctor is a pioneering specialist.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 16:26,
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she would need to be the amount of stuff I cram up there.(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 16:27,
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yup pills and ear drops. I think my plan to go the shop was a bit ambitious.(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 16:24,
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seriouslyget on the gear, it helps
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 16:40,
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Trying to quit that tooI've held out so far but I might have to in a bit.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 16:43,
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if you are in as much pain as I was when I had an ear infectionthen you need to get on it.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 16:44,
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the pain is bearable, the whirlies when I walk around are horrible.fuck it I'm having a spliff.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 16:46,
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it makes you feel like the dizziness and stuff isn't from illnessbut from drugs, which is acceptable.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 16:52,
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Ooooo OoooooooGo for a walk outside, preferably near a busy dual carriage way.
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I'm going to guess that you have labyrinthitis.I had it a while back. Makes you feel like you've had six pints when stone cold sober.
It would have been quite good fun if it didn't make me feel as sick as a dog.
Anyway, go to doc. Get antibiotics, probably ...
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Shhhhh, don't encourage himIf we leave him he might just die alone.
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I've been, she couldn't see as my inner ear is so swollen so she has given me drops and I have to goback tomorrow.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 16:25,
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how about a national women's daywhere women get spoiled rotten with head massages or foot massages and nice thoughtful presents (they can be free, not all women are as material as i am) and a nice meal...
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 16:23,
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We could call it 'Valentine's Day' or something.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 16:25,
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valentine's day is mutual!i am thinking of basically one giant spa day a year. i could soooooo get on board with that.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 16:38,
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just because you have been out with some losers with no skillsif I were out to woo a man with my valentines day spoiling he'd fucking know about it and be grateful.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 16:41,
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touchéI do get treated well by Mrs V actually. I'm not there tonight, but to welcome me back from Guernsey on Friday she cooked me a fucking incredible chicken katsu curry. It was up there with any dish I've had in any asian restaurant.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 16:43,
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How IS that hot piece of brunette ayass these days?(
Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 16:47,
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she's goodstill hot. She's growing her hair so looks even better.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 16:51,
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I'm notfar from it
but she does look better with long hair. Check out the pics from NYE on facebook for evidence.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 16:57,
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Can't see NYE, but it's quite long and dark at that wedding a while back.I approve.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 17:04,
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Maybe single women could send themselves bunches of flowers?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 16:27,
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or cheap pikey men could offer to "cook" instead of making a fucking effort?(
rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 16:37,
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just because you have been out with some losers with no skillsif I were out to woo a woman with my cooking she'd fucking know about it and be grateful.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 16:39,
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yesi would clean the bathroom with my tongue if a guy gave me a head massage in just the right way.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 16:42,
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that would be kind of gross(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 16:43,
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gave me
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 16:54,
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There is already a national wimmins day.Sorry to break it to you hon.
Actually it's International wimmins day.
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girlinthehole, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 16:46,
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It's purple and green and in March as I recall.(
Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 16:48,
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'Barry Bulsara Day'Everyone has to direct traffic dressed as a commando.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 16:24,
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My mum has an uncle who used to direct the traffic(
Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 16:27,
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Did he go on to become a bus conductor?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 16:28,
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In fairness, he was a traffic policeman.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 16:28,
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I have two fantastic bits of sirloin steak in front of me right nowand I'm wondering whether it would be safe to cut a little piece off now and eat it raw?
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Of course it isBut it would taste better warm
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 16:35,
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TrueI'm just really hungry and they're tempting me with their lovely meaty goodness.
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Surely it would take seconds to fry off a bit?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 16:36,
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Al's not allowed hot things. Not after last time.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 16:39,
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Not much of it, from what I can tell.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 16:45,
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if it's good quality go for itsteak tartare FTW
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 16:36,
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I've never had that before, and I'm not entirely sure the household is ready for that cullonary experment.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 16:38,
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Yesterday I had 9 chicken nuggets and a fillet o'fish, it was my quarterly "I'm going to have a McDonalds to remind myself I don't like it".(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 16:43,
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Of course it is you fucking spastic.In about three hours I shall be sat waiting for my order:
www.buenayre.co.uk/menu.htm
"PARRILLADAS (Braziers)
Parrillada Deluxe (min. 2 personas) £25.00 (per person)
14oz prime Argentine Sirloin steak + 11oz grilled Argentine Rib-eye steak
two Argentine-style pork sausages + black pudding + provolone cheese
*To replace either steak for a Fillet, an additional £6 will be charged."
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 16:38,
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This is the place in which I was introduced to chimichurri.They also serve blue cheese butter with the bread which is a nice touch.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 16:46,
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Blue cheese butter?This sounds like a truly divine invention. Why was I not informed of its existence?
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Because it's potentially fatal for gays to eat it.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 16:51,
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I'm not a fan of blue cheesebut the rest of it sounds outrageously good.
I had a breakthrough the other day, got my mrs eating black pudding after I stuffed some inside a chicken breast with some cheese and then wrapped the whole in bacon. She loved it, and this opens a whole new world of cooking with black pudding for me.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 16:54,
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if thinking that does it for youthen by all means continue to do so ;-)
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 17:02,
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That sounds insanely goodI know what I'm making to go with my payday steak...
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Well I suppose if you insist on having a third wheel come along, then I guess I could let you treat me after work, it's no problem really.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 16:44,
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Good lad. Dress = smart casual, OK?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 16:45,
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I can detach the hood from my shirt and do up the top button.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 16:48,
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Not if you're a cyclist.You of all people should know this. What with your gay bike and all.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 16:47,
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Monty, I shouldn't have to explain this to youbut I will.
By adding a third wheel to a bike you get a trike, which is a useful thing, more stable than a bike.
By adding a fifth wheel you are adding something completely unnecessary.
Hence the term always has and always will be "Fifth wheel".
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what about the steering wheel?surely it should be sixth wheel but that would just be silly wouldn't it.....
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 16:52,
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And all the other cogs and stuff, they're like wheels only pointy.There are loads of wheels in a car, and besides, the saying was around since before I was born, which means it has been around forever, which means it was around before the invention of cars (but after the invention of the wheel) so when King Harry the 8th said it, he had no concept of what a car is, thus Al is wrong.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 16:54,
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Exactly Gonz, it's all noncence and needs updating in my opinion.(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 16:55,
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IN YOUR FACEwww.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=third+wheel&word2=fith+wheel
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 16:56,
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May I refer the righ honorable gentleman to the followingwww.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1080633
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not gonna click that 'cause you're a horrible cunt.(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 16:56,
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genius! think of more wheels please.(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 17:00,
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'wheelee hit me' .(c) Bruce Lee, Enter t'Dragon
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 17:14,
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Al, the words are 'pedantic cunt'(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 16:47,
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Don't be stupid, that would mean I've been saying it wrong all these years, and that would be quite unlike me.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 16:50,
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Sounds like you could eat a horse.Which given where you're going, is probably what you'll get.
You can get horse 'pre-cooked' from this place in Newbury now.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 16:47,
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haha, that was nuts wasn't it!(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 16:48,
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In memoriamwww.youtube.com/watch?v=jzYzVMcgWhg
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 17:00,
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The lettuce garnish is TO DIE FOR.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 17:01,
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National Cheat on your Boyfriend with Gonz (unless you're single, in which case, just have a soried affair) Day .I got a feeling I'll be exorsted by the end of it.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 16:36,
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You lucky girl, you.I'll extend the 'national' part though to select natives of other nations ,)
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 16:41,
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Official recognition of March 14th(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 16:38,
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It's too close to National Awesome Day on the 20th March(
TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 16:39,
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I'm willing to share Awesome Day with you Al and have it on the 20th and 26thBut not Vipros.
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 16:57,
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nah Awesome day is in October(
Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 17:12,
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Maybe one of them isAt this rate there's going to be like 5 awesome days and it will water down the awesomeness of Awesome Day
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 17:14,
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fine. Have it in March thenkeep Awesome day undiluted. What're you up to TGB?
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 17:16,
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workin'Seeing how long it will take to make crumpets later.
Oh and seeing what I need to buy to make crumpets.
Oh and then I have to like make them which seems like effort and stuff
We can have Brilliant Day in October?
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 17:19,
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Just buy the crumpetsmuch easier. Or find yourself a tea-shop.
Brilliant Day sounds good. Get any Valentines?
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 17:21,
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I've said I'll make them so make them I mustHA no, I'm a miserable cunt no one loves me
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 17:21,
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Or you could secretly buy themthen mutilate them a bit and heat them in the oven so they look home-made. And snap on the valentines
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 17:24,
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She's right on the verg of snapping on Valentines(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 17:26,
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Apparently they taste a LOT better when you make themSo I am willing to try it once. Also I think Clendrix is awaiting on my report to decide if she is going to make any.
We don't need anyone else when we have each other
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 17:26,
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Except when you look at meI totally know you're thinking about Jensen Ackles. Sad times TGB :(
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 17:28,
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I'm thinking about your boobsAnd not just when I look at you. All the time.
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 17:30,
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Like a tune that's got in your headthat you can't quite dislodge.
Watch Supernatural as you make crumpets. Ideal compromise
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 17:31,
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Hmm dunno how I'll be able to watch it in the kitchenI only have a desktop because I am proper old skool innit.
I may listen to Kansas and just around like a mong though
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 17:39,
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Yay Kansasas mentioned earlier, my phone has Carry On my Wayward Son as a ringtone. It's not something that starts quietly and builds up, so probably bad to have it on loud in the library
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 17:41,
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niceMy ol d phone had that. This phone is stuipid and just makes spluttery noises
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 17:43,
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steak and blowjobs are pretty awesome thoughso that is quite apt.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 16:40,
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what about uncles?I'm shit at that to be fair though.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 16:50,
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some of us have moobs.although if I do say so myself, I am looking much trimmer these days.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 16:53,
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how is that going?I discovered that in spite of eating a load of food and drinking a load of booze I was down to about 13 stone 1 pound which is nice.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 16:56,
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brilliant to be fair and I think it's mainly to do with the boxing.I feel much fitter and nearly all my clothes are noticeably to big for me so fingers crossed I'll be He-Man by summer.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 16:58,
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This one?www.youtube.com/watch?v=gBLEYjXr_Nw
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 17:09,
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so I'm shit at being shit so that would make me amazing.Thanks cunty xx
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 16:57,
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I'd like a holiday for breasts.I like them.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 17:05,
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We have a winner!What would be the symbol, song, daytime drinkning excuse for this wonderous day?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 17:07,
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Symbol? Breasts, obviously.Song would be My Humps by the Black Eyed Peas. You'd have to drink gin and milk. Mother's milk.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 17:07,
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*bokes*mind you, there's probably a niche market there. And it'd probably augment your maternity pay...
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Lampito is getting maternity pay?!But I thought you couldn't get pregnant from that
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 17:13,
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LET'S NOT START ANY MORE RUMOURS SHALL WE(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 17:17,
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Now say 'velly solly' in a 'comedy' Chinese voice.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 17:42,
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Ruv yu long time.(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 17:43,
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Whenever a friend and I stayed in a hotel or B&BIf there were free tea and coffee facilities we always HAD to shout "FREE MILK!", immediately open every little pot of milk, drink half of each pot then top them up with gin and down the lot.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 17:27,
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Oh my god.I now have Fever Tree. I am excited. I don't even like tonic that much.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 17:30,
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