A man goes to the doctor
with a strange complaint. He is unable to pronounce the letters t, f and n correctly.

The doctor said, "Well, you can't say fairer than that!"
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 22:02, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

LEAVE THE INT...
Oh, hi K!
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 22:05, Reply)

Evenin' Noel.
I don't get around much anymore.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 22:44, Reply)

Odd you should say that
As I was walking down the street the other day and some bloke started throwing cards with words beginning with 'TH' one them at me.

I dodged THIS, THERE and THEN, but I didn't see THAT coming.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 22:15, Reply)

*sigh*

(berk, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 22:18, Reply)

Good night?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 22:20, Reply)

it was alright
I only knew one person though, and I wasn't drinking, so was quite quiet.
(berk, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 22:22, Reply)

But it got you out for a few hours.
Why did you avoid the booze?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 22:23, Reply)

driving
also I don't tend to indulge on school nights, so to speak.
(berk, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 22:26, Reply)

I thought you got the train?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 22:29, Reply)

I did
I drove in to work then got the train from work to the pub. I could have cycled and had a pint or two but it wasn't really worth it.
(berk, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 22:32, Reply)

Was there a big crowd of you, even if you didn't know many folk?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 22:33, Reply)