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Someone start cpr OT is dying..
I have been proved wrong, hooray!

Q: Which movie character do you like the most and why?
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 21:32, 123 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
Not dying.
Just napping.

Stop being so dramatic.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 21:34, Reply)
These young upstarts, coming on our board, telling us it's necrotic.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 21:35, Reply)
How were the dogs?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 21:40, Reply)
Bouncy and begging.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 21:41, Reply)
I'd love to meet a woman like that.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 21:43, Reply)
Haha!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 21:43, Reply)
stop offering to cook for them then, you pikey cheapskate

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 21:44, Reply)
Blousie said she is pleased to have an Internet husband who likes to cook.
Are you calling her a pikey as well?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 21:47, Reply)
nope
she is just humouring you
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 21:48, Reply)
Well lets ask Blousie then.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 21:52, Reply)
she. is. just. humouring. you.

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 21:53, Reply)
She has buggered off.
(She's probably gone to the offy to put some credit on the 'leccy key')
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 21:54, Reply)
sounds like me in bed

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 21:43, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1081100
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 21:44, Reply)
ssssssssssh
i thought nobody had noticed.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 21:45, Reply)
Is it bollocks.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 21:34, Reply)
Pfft!
Three guesses.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 21:41, Reply)
in which flick?

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 21:42, Reply)
Any of them.
From 10 years ago up to now.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 21:43, Reply)
OK, I'll let this slide because I'm nice like that!

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 21:44, Reply)

SexToy Story?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 21:52, Reply)
I like the letter O
Although I've got no problems with the M, I or E.

I'm ambivalent towards the letter V.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 21:42, Reply)
I like this you smart douche bag.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 21:44, Reply)
pfft!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 21:44, Reply)
A man goes to the doctor
with a strange complaint. He is unable to pronounce the letters t, f and n correctly.

The doctor said, "Well, you can't say fairer than that!"
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 22:02, Reply)
LEAVE THE INT...
Oh, hi K!
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 22:05, Reply)
Evenin' Noel.
I don't get around much anymore.
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 22:44, Reply)
Odd you should say that
As I was walking down the street the other day and some bloke started throwing cards with words beginning with 'TH' one them at me.

I dodged THIS, THERE and THEN, but I didn't see THAT coming.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 22:15, Reply)
*sigh*

(berk, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 22:18, Reply)
Good night?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 22:20, Reply)
it was alright
I only knew one person though, and I wasn't drinking, so was quite quiet.
(berk, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 22:22, Reply)
But it got you out for a few hours.
Why did you avoid the booze?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 22:23, Reply)
driving
also I don't tend to indulge on school nights, so to speak.
(berk, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 22:26, Reply)
I thought you got the train?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 22:29, Reply)
I did
I drove in to work then got the train from work to the pub. I could have cycled and had a pint or two but it wasn't really worth it.
(berk, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 22:32, Reply)
Was there a big crowd of you, even if you didn't know many folk?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 22:33, Reply)
Travis Bickle.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 21:44, Reply)
Are you talkin to me.
I SAID ARE YOU TALKIN TO ME.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 21:45, Reply)
i have a soft spot for vivienne ward

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 21:44, Reply)
Who?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 21:46, Reply)
"pretty woman"

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 21:47, Reply)
Ah!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 21:48, Reply)
great character
although i was reading the original script "$3,000" the other weekend, most disturbing and dark!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 21:51, Reply)
'The Vivienne' is a rare disease.
You get sent there when you get sectioned for sending yourself flowers on Valentines day.

Thus the Vivienne Ward.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 21:50, Reply)
sorry
i should have said that i was going to cook myself a meal and then jump into bed for a cheeky play. because who wouldn't find such minimal effort and pikeyness to be that appealing...
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 21:52, Reply)
hahahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 21:53, Reply)
micromeal and a wank
is totally on your menu for tonight, no?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 21:56, Reply)
Are you still working?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 22:10, Reply)
Probably Ripley.
She's everything I'm not. Brave, beautiful and ballsy.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 21:50, Reply)
Ripley?
Believe it or not.
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 22:00, Reply)
Mine is going to be Javier Bardem now he is playing Roland Deschain in the Dark Tower.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 21:53, Reply)
finally got round to getting the second book the other day
looking forward to reading it. May have to read the first one again beforehand though
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 22:18, Reply)
You might also need to read the Talisman (peter Straub)
If I remember rightly there is some crossover.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 14 Feb 2011, 22:25, Reply)
hmm
not how I imagined him but I can see it working. I do suspect though that it's going to be crap, any epic will fail to live up to a sizeable number of fans expectations.
(berk, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 22:24, Reply)
Clint Dempsey you spastic! take a bow.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 21:56, Reply)
Tyler Durden
enjoyably complex and fun to look at.
(berk, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 22:20, Reply)
hard to choose a favourite character
it may have to be Gunnery Sergeant Hartman though

"you'd better square your ass away and start shitting me Tiffany cufflinks!"
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 22:21, Reply)
Possibly Sergeant Hara from Merry Christmas Mr Lawrence.
I'll need to think on this some more.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 14 Feb 2011, 22:27, Reply)
my crumpets don't look very crumpetty
Taste ok though.
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 22:36, Reply)
What's wrong with them?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 22:37, Reply)
they don't have the standard crumpet holes
Look more like mini pancakes
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 22:38, Reply)
But mini pancakes are quite nice.
How long did they take to make?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 22:40, Reply)
FOREVER

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 22:41, Reply)
So based on this
www.mysupermarket.co.uk/tesco-price-comparison/Patisserie/Tesco_Crumpets_8.html

It wasn't worth the effort?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 22:44, Reply)
No
But I just bought some new boots! They are exactly the same as the boots I have now just without the MASSIVE hole where the sole is making a bid for freedom from the upper
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 22:56, Reply)
I also may have accidentally bought some in brown too

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 22:58, Reply)
Could you not take the old boots to the cobbler?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 23:07, Reply)
it's cheaper to buy more

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 23:10, Reply)
I like my crumpet
with the correct holes.

*sniggers*
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 22:44, Reply)
you forgot to use the crumpet holer like roota said

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 22:45, Reply)
How was the quiz?
Did being single see you walk off with the win?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 22:47, Reply)
no we did shamingly bad
and marked the paper of the people who won
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 22:49, Reply)
Where did you come in the overall standings?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 22:52, Reply)
no idea
but it's a sad day for the '31ers'

although we did make biro tattoos with 31 on to commemorate that great score
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 22:52, Reply)
31 was your score, not your team name?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 22:54, Reply)
no, it was the awesoem score we got
about a month ago, those of us the team that week are the 31ers. This week we got 22

I can't remember what our team name was this week, perhaps something about Chardonnay in a sodastream
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 22:56, Reply)
Is it a really difficult quiz.
Or are you all just a bit stupid?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 23:00, Reply)
little fromcolumn a
little from column b
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 23:03, Reply)
What column are you in?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 23:06, Reply)
b

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 23:09, Reply)
Is that the 'quiz is difficult' column?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 23:10, Reply)
I'm pretty dumb
but they do ask more questions about sport than art. There was an art one this week and I got it right. There again, so would most people.

anyway - g'night
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 23:12, Reply)
Night!
Sleep well.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 23:14, Reply)
Want to borrow my hungry ants?
As long as they taste nice, fuck the holes.
(Don't fuck the holes)
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 22:47, Reply)
Check this out Roots!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=TMYZyUygW6Y
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 22:49, Reply)
I was right about that fucking saddle!

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 22:50, Reply)
Correct!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=pieK7b4KLL4
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 22:51, Reply)
I've served him breakfast

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 22:52, Reply)
Who?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 22:54, Reply)
The one who says "EGGZACKLY"

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 22:56, Reply)
Did he have lots of milk?
Or is serving him breakfast a euphemism?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 22:58, Reply)
Nope! He was with Gruey.
I was a waitreess. They got an all-day breakfast.
Here, Max Branning as a teenager www.youtube.com/watch?v=IcR6AQEbEdY&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 23:00, Reply)
I wouldn't have recognised him as Gruey
I don't know anyone from this ad, but the tune was great!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=kM0M9YwYmp4&playnext=1&list=PLF7940BE6810BEECF
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 23:05, Reply)
No, he was WITH Gruey when he came for brekky

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 23:10, Reply)
Sorry. I'll try and read your posts properly next time.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2B0ziv4FKBM

Does that jog any memories?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 23:14, Reply)
SHOULD HAVE GONE TO RADIO RENTALS

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 23:29, Reply)
A HOME'S NOT HOME WITHOUT HOMEWHEAT

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 23:32, Reply)
Ahh. They were the days.
What was your ITV region when you were a child?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 23:32, Reply)
Granada
and a touch of HTV
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 23:33, Reply)
I was fed a diet of HTV West and a bit of TSW thrown in (my nan lived in Devon)
Friday nights always had the best telly, not least 'cos as a youngster I got to stay up late and watch The Gentle Touch or something else that was deemed 'edgy' at the time.

What were your prime-time favourite from 'back in the day'?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 23:37, Reply)
The Two of Us
Just Good Friends, That's My Boy, Only Fools, variety shit too.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 23:39, Reply)
I remember we used to watch 3-2-1
With Dusty Bin.

I'm still not sure the clues Ted Rogers read out made any sense.

If you've got an hour spare, there is a complete episode on YouTube

www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFM3NRSh3oA
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 23:44, Reply)
I got one right once.
Can't remember the exact detail, but it had the word 'boffin' in it. "Aha", I thought, if you take the word "off" out of "boffin", you're left with "bin", therefore that prize relating to that clue is Dusty Bin.

They won Dusty Bin, the stupid cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 15 Feb 2011, 0:01, Reply)
That's better than anything I ever managed with Ted!
Why aren't you being all romantic DG?

(And I don't mean with me)
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 0:04, Reply)
She's zonked.
Unfortunately. Lot going on just now.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 15 Feb 2011, 0:05, Reply)
You've worn her out, clearly.
How was your steak?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 0:07, Reply)
Very nice, ta.
Unfortunately our oven is shit and conked out halfway through doing the onion rings, so we ate a bit later than planned. It keeps doing that and it's getting a bit wearing.

Guess what the first thing I'm going to buy if my redundancy comes off is?
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 15 Feb 2011, 0:09, Reply)
And with that I need to hit the sack.
I'm utterly knackered.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 15 Feb 2011, 0:10, Reply)
A take away.
That's my guess.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 0:10, Reply)
Well we'll how they fare tomorrow.
I need to stop buying boots (footware not stores)
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 23:01, Reply)
What sort of boots did you buy?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 23:15, Reply)
You only need high, flat, black, brown, sensible. Done, 5 pairs tops

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 23:30, Reply)
I need to stop flirting with the unobtainable guy

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 23:45, Reply)
Why is he unobtainable?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 23:48, Reply)
Have you tried to obtain him? No.
Then you don't know that he's unobtainable. That he is receptive to your flirting is a good sign, yes?
(berk, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 23:50, Reply)
This ^

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 23:51, Reply)
i doubt he is receptive :p
He's too hot and at a single peoples party
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 0:04, Reply)
Have you actually told him you like him?
Maybe he is that hot, people don't ask him out as they all thing 'he's out of my league'?

I wouldn't know about this myself, but I know of some hot ladies who claim they never get male attention.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 0:05, Reply)
y'see what they need to do is try being slags
guaranteed to get you male attention.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 0:24, Reply)
Jesus?

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 23:58, Reply)
How would you flirt with Jesus?
You could tease him by threatening to tickle him under the arms whilst he has nails in his hands?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 0:03, Reply)
Dunno, I suppose he had a soft spot for fallen ladies, might try that angle.
He is pretty unobtainable though.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 0:18, Reply)
Unobtainable on account of the following.
Being fictional.

And, if not that, by being dead?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 0:19, Reply)
Also religion might be a factor
he might be a bit wary of getting into a mixed relationship.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 0:22, Reply)

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