I need to stop flirting with the unobtainable guy

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 23:45, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Why is he unobtainable?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 23:48, Reply)

Have you tried to obtain him? No.
Then you don't know that he's unobtainable. That he is receptive to your flirting is a good sign, yes?
(berk, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 23:50, Reply)

This ^

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 23:51, Reply)

i doubt he is receptive :p
He's too hot and at a single peoples party
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 0:04, Reply)

Have you actually told him you like him?
Maybe he is that hot, people don't ask him out as they all thing 'he's out of my league'?

I wouldn't know about this myself, but I know of some hot ladies who claim they never get male attention.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 0:05, Reply)

y'see what they need to do is try being slags
guaranteed to get you male attention.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 0:24, Reply)

Jesus?

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 23:58, Reply)

How would you flirt with Jesus?
You could tease him by threatening to tickle him under the arms whilst he has nails in his hands?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 0:03, Reply)

Dunno, I suppose he had a soft spot for fallen ladies, might try that angle.
He is pretty unobtainable though.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 0:18, Reply)

Unobtainable on account of the following.
Being fictional.

And, if not that, by being dead?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 0:19, Reply)

Also religion might be a factor
he might be a bit wary of getting into a mixed relationship.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 0:22, Reply)