Ferrero Rocher are peasant Esso garage shite marketed as 'quality'.
Godiva or Charbonnel et Walker are good. If you like that sort of thing.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 9:16, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

She might like that sort of thing
but I fancy it's fucking expensive, just by the name. I can't afford to ply her with pricey chocs but can keep her in Ferrero Rocher. Therefore I choose not to investigate this yet, but will bear your suggestions in mind for when I win Who Wants To Be A Millionaire
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 9:19, Reply)

Don't you put yourself down.
You bought those peasant chocolates with your hard-earned dough.
Whereas Lord Montague has just maxed the cards again and is then looking down his nose.
I bet his sofa is from Brighthouse.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 9:48, Reply)

who gives a shit if they are quality or not?
they taste nice. That is the sole requirement of chocolates.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 9:39, Reply)

You're new to Massive Snobbery, then?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 9:41, Reply)

not at all old chap
I am a massive snob, but not where food is concerned. Generally the more expensive things are more expensive because they are better. Not necessarily the case with chocolates however.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 9:44, Reply)

Montezuma's do a good one with chillis in it.
I actually coudn't give a toss about chocolate though. If I never ate it again I wouldn't be bothered at all.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 9:45, Reply)

I'm much more of a savoury man myself
I don't like chilli chocolate. Strange considering how much I love chilli in everything else.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 9:47, Reply)

Even...
there?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 9:55, Reply)

don't be silly

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 9:58, Reply)

This
I can't stand them myself - nuts - but she fucking loves them. I reckon if I presented her with that tower on a tray off the old "oooh, ambassadeurrr" advert she would actually spontaneously orgasm
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 9:41, Reply)

then you should definitely give it a try

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 9:45, Reply)

And then say "Ooh, hold on a minute luv, Mr Kipling's on the doorstep with the Man from Del Monte."
Norfolk would be flooded!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 9:49, Reply)

If I do that I bring myself one step closer to obsolesence
She doesn't want kids and we don't have a lawn to mow. If she discovers a tool for opening awkward jars she'll have no use for me at all.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 9:52, Reply)

she already has a tool for opening awkward jars

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 9:59, Reply)

Bazinga!

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 15 Feb 2011, 9:59, Reply)

Very good

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 10:01, Reply)