I wish Timmy Mallet COULD time travel.
To either a: the time of the dinosaurs so he could get eaten, or b: to the point where John Logie Baird invented the television, if only to realise that perhaps it might not be such a good idea after all.

Granted we'd be denied various televisual delights, but it might just be worth it to avoid having to give screen space to that irritating, about as funny as a rectal prolapse excuse of an entertainer.

Oh, and Timmy, those lolwaki glasses - they may have just worked in the 80's, but these days they just make you look like a cunt.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 15 Feb 2011, 19:18, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

is he still on telly?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 19:19, Reply)

Apparently he's quite a talented painted.
Although I may have made that up, or been told it down the pub.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 19:25, Reply)

I don't care.
Even in the 80's he was a colossal embarrassment.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 15 Feb 2011, 19:29, Reply)

He gets wheeled out every now and again.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 15 Feb 2011, 19:30, Reply)