Never EVER fly off the handle.
Especially when you have every right to do so. A quiet night of "What's wrong?" "Nothing." And an eventual admission that you are hurt upset and disappointed at her behaviour, followed by a dejected retirement to the bedroom is much more effective. Pretending to be asleep when she comes to bed is even better. Guilt trips are brilliant.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 16 Feb 2011, 8:54, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I disagree
I've told her a thousand times that if she does the "nothing's wrong" bit I will take it at face value and bring it up again when she admits there was, in fact, something wrong.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 8:59, Reply)

OH THIS!!!!!!
I fucking LOVE this! "Nothing" means nothing, full stop
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 9:00, Reply)

Yeah but it's so satisfying when they realise what you are doing.

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 16 Feb 2011, 9:07, Reply)

Damn right
I've always said that I don't see why girls should be able to employ that method just because "it's something girls do". They'd go fucking mental if we tried the same
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 9:07, Reply)

this adds weight to my "women are irrational" argument from yesterday

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 9:12, Reply)

Cos that argument needs weight adding to it
As does the Politicians Lie argument
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 9:12, Reply)

it was an argument with Amberl
I need everything I can get
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 9:13, Reply)

Oooooh shit
You'll need more weight than I can lend the argument. Ask Al
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 9:20, Reply)

"Men are shit, women are crazy"

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 9:15, Reply)

I'm clicking this
Just because
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 9:19, Reply)