Ask him who won the FA Cup in 1898
and when he doesn't know, somehow tie it in to his inability to call ahead
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 9:03, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Hmmmm
I like this idea.

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T KNOW?"
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 9:04, Reply)

I can think of plenty of questions that no-one knows the answer to
Although I imagine you can probably guess the FA Cup one
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 9:07, Reply)

Is it the wonderful Derby County?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 9:08, Reply)

FUCK THE FUCK RIGHT OFF
No
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 9:13, Reply)

Are you sure
Nottingham Forest Verses Derby County. Are you sure The glorious Derby boys didn't trounce those filthy Notts lads? Really?
( Peej, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 9:20, Reply)

There are no recorded instances in the history of football of D***y beating Forest
Certainly not this season. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

Sorry, any excuse to mention that
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 9:25, Reply)

I am tickled by this from the BBC website
Manchester United manager Alex Ferguson's interest in bringing £20m-rated Borussia Dortmund playmaker Mario Goetze to Old Trafford has intensified.
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 9:34, Reply)

I can't wait to see his goal celebration
Oh wait, I can
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 9:37, Reply)

It's OK
I don't know shit about football and don't support anyone except loosely spurs because I had to in school or face the wrath of Tony Byrne. I only knew Forest beat Derby 3-1 in the 1898 FA cup Final because of Wikipedia.
( Peej, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 9:35, Reply)

I like that you looked that up
I like it even more than you reproduced it here.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 9:52, Reply)

*trigger fingers*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 9:20, Reply)