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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Clicking this, despite myself
You're on excellent form this morning sir.

*contemplates which of Ms Foxtrot's mates is most lengthworthy*
(, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 9:26, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
I am prepared to shag an apology to you out of your missus.
That's how much I care.
(, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 9:29, Reply)
WHY WOULD YOU CHEAT ON LUSTY YOU FUCK

(, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 9:30, Reply)
I don't want to. I'm just trying to help out a friend in need.

(, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 9:35, Reply)
This is very big of you
Speaking of which, how tall are you? Just need to know if I should get the stepladder out
(, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 9:39, Reply)
Does she have a musky anus?

(, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 9:41, Reply)
6'2", but I have disappointingly short thighs.

(, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 9:47, Reply)
You'll probably be alright then
Shave though. She hates facial hair
(, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 9:50, Reply)
She's not supposed to enjoy it.

(, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 9:53, Reply)
For some reason I thought about this seriously for a second
and concluded that the two of you would probably make excellent intellectual sparring partners

I have no idea why I thought that
(, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 9:57, Reply)
Cheers!
Make sure you rate each of her friends in several categories, using your missus as a Control. You have to be scientific about this.
(, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 9:34, Reply)
Right now I'm going with Natalie
Same height, also blonde, similar figure, bigger tits. Nowhere near as pretty though. Lend me a brown bag?
(, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 9:38, Reply)

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