the actual non-flippant truth is
that i think you're lovely, so there. deal with that!!!

erm... red lace. but not real lace. marks and spencers lace, and guess what, they were 2 for £10. but don't tell anyone.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 10:42, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I don't know how it happens
I'm fairly consistently horrible to everyone and yet they still insist on finding me likeable. It's like a curse or something.

It's ok, I didn't pay anywhere near full price for all my designer pants.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 10:44, Reply)

maybe it's because it's all relative
the comparison with everyone else makes you look shinier than you are?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 10:47, Reply)

on here perhaps
because it's populated almost exclusively by cunts, but that doesn't apply so much to my real life social circles.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 10:48, Reply)

2 for a Tenner?
Will you wear them for a fortnight without changing them, before throwing them in a bin?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 10:44, Reply)

no
i'm not the one from bristol, remember?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 10:46, Reply)

Well that was cutting.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 10:47, Reply)