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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
Just trying to cement our relationship.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 16 Feb 2011, 23:54,
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latest was 15 years ago)
This is a very pedestrian joke...
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 16 Feb 2011, 23:54,
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Well lets just put down some foundations. I don't want things getting hardcore.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 23:55,
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This is a very grave
l situation.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 16 Feb 2011, 23:58,
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We need to make sure it's pointed in the right direction.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 23:59,
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*Something about bricking it*
Do German builders on holiday leave their trowels on the sunbeds?
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 17 Feb 2011, 0:05,
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No. But they only put their drinks on tables if the tables are properly set.
Something about spirit-levels.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 0:10,
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Ho! DENNIS!
Canny enough place this, though but, I mean, the beer is passible and the boilers are alright.... but it's not as good as where I'm from!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 0:12,
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Ah tell ye,
Sex is in its infancy in Gatesheed.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 17 Feb 2011, 0:17,
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You RADISH!
How does this contraption work Mr Fraiser?
*Steps on tredmill*
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 0:23,
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