Schwartzwelde Kirschtorten
I've no idea why my brain chose to retain this out of everything I learnt during GCSE German, the rest of which has fucked right off out of my brain.

Means Black Forest Gateau. Mmmm, chocolatey. Fuck me I'm hungry
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 9:56, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I haven't had it in years
every childhood birthday I had it without fail as it was the only cake my mam could make. I think it was because someone showed her how to do the chocolate cake bit in the microwave.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 10:03, Reply)

I have respect for anyone who can make good cake
I'm still mystified by the process itself. You whack eggs and flour and whatever else in a tin, put it in the oven and a cake comes out? What the actual fuck? Science, my arse. MAGIC.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 10:14, Reply)

As the insane clown posse would say
"Fucking baking? How does that work?"
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 10:18, Reply)

I would have expected schwarzwälde
Schwarz being black and wälde being forest, and all.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 10:17, Reply)

I can only spell in one language
And yes, I took my time typing that so as to not undermine my point
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 10:25, Reply)