Catullus, if he'd stop bangin' on about Clodia/Lesbia.
My paternal grandfather, because he seemed awesome. J G-L, for eye candy, and quite possibly St. Augustine in his "chaste-but-not-yet" days.

Alt: Probably me, to be perfectly honest.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 11:43, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Were you bullied by the geeks?
If not, then you're fine.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 11:45, Reply)

I'd convinced myself Lab wrote that and thought, St Augustine is a bit of a weird one.
Must have scrolled past a couple of times as well.... did you change your name to Lab for a while?

*crazies*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 11:53, Reply)

I'd be more worried by the "eye candy" bit.
No, I discussed this with someone a few days ago, I've only changed my name twice. Once for Hallowe'en, the other when we made sure we pissed off someone who laid into someone for having a military title in their name. I picked one of the more obscure ones.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 11:55, Reply)

I dunno who JGL is
Are they related to JLS?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:01, Reply)

Joseph Gordon-Levitt
I find him delicious.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:02, Reply)

ooooh
he has phases he was yummy -like in Inception. And occassionally looks a lot like Heath Ledger. He is really fucking skinny though
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:06, Reply)

But I like really fucking skinny.
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( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:09, Reply)

Ahahaha

(berk, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:10, Reply)