Julius Caesar because he's great
Livia so she could fill in the gaps of my thesis, possibly Stephen Fry not because I especially like him but I reckon he'd be a good guest and for my fourth someone pretty for eyecandy. Robert Pattinson maybe.

Alt: I went to loads of schools, met loads of weirdos. First day in year 6 in a new primary school a boy punched me in the neck, then tried to break my wrists so I punched him in the stomach. I was promptly told not to hit 'poor Jamie' as he had a tube in his stomach. The cunt was allowed to hit anyone he wanted
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:40, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Doesn't everyone have tubes in their stomachs?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:42, Reply)

it seems not

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:44, Reply)

Lesson there was 'only punch his nose', I think.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:45, Reply)

I'm disappointed you missed
my essay into racism above.

Nah his mum came down to complain about me. Despite his illness he was incredibly and weirdly strong so he pretty much got his own way
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:47, Reply)

It was an ignition tube
He lost a bet
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:44, Reply)