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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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You stretch your anus around the hoop
and then use the stick to help in case of an erection failure.
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 15:12, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
I died a bit inside when I read this.

(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 15:16, Reply)
Did you wish you have thought of using a stick yourself?
You probably need some sellotape too.
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 15:20, Reply)
I think Al has killed me inside completely

(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 15:20, Reply)
hahaha

(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 15:19, Reply)
I can't imagine anyone in the vicinity of Lampers has ever suffered from erection failure though.

(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 15:20, Reply)
Oh, they have.
First touch of a woman nerves, bless his heart.
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 15:21, Reply)
Awwwww
that's sweet.
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 15:23, Reply)
And there of course was the one who couldn't get it up twice in about half an hour
I mean, like, what is THAT all about?
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 15:24, Reply)
How on earth did that give him erection failure?
Going off like a cracked fire hydrant, I can get. But not that.
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 15:25, Reply)
He was terrified and got severe peformance anxiety
Or I'm really ugly, I don't know.
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 15:26, Reply)
Even if you were ugly, which you're not,
you were a naked girl touching his cock, he wouldn't have been looking at your face. But if he had he would have been looking at a lovely face, so that wouldn't be a problem, but he still wouldn't have been looking at your face.
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 15:29, Reply)
And I had great tits at that age, too.

(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 15:30, Reply)
There's nothing wrong with your tits now.

(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 15:31, Reply)
I shouldn't have brought them up.
The Stingrays should remain beneath the sea floor.
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 15:36, Reply)
ALDATRON

(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 15:48, Reply)
Well, some people get nervous
though I would have expected the fire hydrant, some people react differently.
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 15:27, Reply)

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