Christ
We both had a shite time of it then. If I had a TARDIS I'd go back to school and kill everyone I went to school with. That's got nothing to do with the common room stereo, I'd just do it anyway.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 8:54, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Don't kill them, just leave a DVD of you on the telly.
With a visiting card.

A bit like the guy from the Milk Tray advert.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 8:57, Reply)

I like this
The card would say "You're a cunt, (insert name here), and I hope you get mauled by a fucking tiger. Enjoy the show!"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 8:59, Reply)

I used to dream of doing a Jeremy
but now I just think 'meh'.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 8:59, Reply)

It's one area in which I've been completely incapable of controlling my temper
Several years ago I went on to Friends Reunited to see what everyone was up to and couldn't resist telling them all what an absolute bunch of cunts they were. When Facebook took off I sought out the worst offenders and sent them abusive personal messages.

I'm fine now though.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 9:03, Reply)

When I looked up the biggest cunt at my school on Friends Reunited
he's now a doctor in a third-world country and specifically states that he's heartily sorry for his terrible behaviour.

Cunt couldn't even give me the satisfaction of having a dead-end job and a shrieking harridan wife popping out ungrateful brats.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 9:06, Reply)

Some people, eh?
No consideration
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 9:08, Reply)

I NO RITE

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 9:30, Reply)