Morning reprobates
I'd like to table an addition to the vaguely recent pet hates thread and less recent "words and phrases which wind you the fuck up" thread with a brilliant example of sarcasm from David Mitchell. Last night on 10 O'Clock Live he was interviewing a couple of political types about the proposed referendum on voting reform. Some woman whose name I couldn't be bothered to memorise because she wasn't sufficiently lengthworthy to warrant such effort on my part claimed that "this change would mean that MPs would literally get a rocket up their backsides". Mitchell just looked at her witheringly and intoned "literally?"

Another great example was a couple of years ago during some rugby match when the commentator inferred that the Irish team knew the eyes of a nation were literally upon them, which does at least make for an entertaining idea for a David Cronenbourg film. What else gets said by morons that pisses you right off?

Alt Q - driving music. I'm compiling a playlist for a forthcoming drive to Blackpool and am open to suggestions, which will be rated and (mostly) sumarily dismissed.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 8:23, 253 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

lol @ inferred

(PsychoChomp, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 8:37, Reply)

Clearly he just dangled that to get a nibble
and you leapt at it. *waggles eyebrows suggestively*
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 8:47, Reply)

I'm too tired to give you a proper answer to the first one
Alt: Zig & Zag
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 8:40, Reply)

I hate when people use the word 'which' when they should be using 'that'.
I like driving to Parklife (the album) but it gets a bit morose at certain points.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 8:40, Reply)

...and it's by fucking Blur

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 8:41, Reply)

If you dislike Blur, I really don't recommend Parklife.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 8:43, Reply)

If memory serves you're about the same age as me
So you'll remember that Blur and Oasis were both massive when we were 16 or 17. Our Sixth Form common room was a fucking nightmare if you weren't a fan of Britpop. I'm still traumatised, frankly
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 8:47, Reply)

I'm older
my sixth form common room mostly listened to Queen's Play The Game and News of the World on heavy rotation.

They were old then, I hasten to point out, it was just what he had available for the record player.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 8:48, Reply)

If memory serves you,
Britpop went largely unnoticed in my school.
Our Sixth Form common room was a fucking nightmare if you weren't a fan of N Trance. Or "WHOOMP THERE IT IS!!"
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 8:50, Reply)

Christ
We both had a shite time of it then. If I had a TARDIS I'd go back to school and kill everyone I went to school with. That's got nothing to do with the common room stereo, I'd just do it anyway.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 8:54, Reply)

Don't kill them, just leave a DVD of you on the telly.
With a visiting card.

A bit like the guy from the Milk Tray advert.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 8:57, Reply)

I like this
The card would say "You're a cunt, (insert name here), and I hope you get mauled by a fucking tiger. Enjoy the show!"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 8:59, Reply)

I used to dream of doing a Jeremy
but now I just think 'meh'.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 8:59, Reply)

It's one area in which I've been completely incapable of controlling my temper
Several years ago I went on to Friends Reunited to see what everyone was up to and couldn't resist telling them all what an absolute bunch of cunts they were. When Facebook took off I sought out the worst offenders and sent them abusive personal messages.

I'm fine now though.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 9:03, Reply)

When I looked up the biggest cunt at my school on Friends Reunited
he's now a doctor in a third-world country and specifically states that he's heartily sorry for his terrible behaviour.

Cunt couldn't even give me the satisfaction of having a dead-end job and a shrieking harridan wife popping out ungrateful brats.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 9:06, Reply)

Some people, eh?
No consideration
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 9:08, Reply)

I NO RITE

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 9:30, Reply)

Alt Q: Madness is my fave to drive to.
A fast beat will help you drive well over the speed limit for getting to a destination quickly and safely.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 8:52, Reply)

The minibus I'll be driving has a limiter on it
I've already taken all the CombiChrist off the list so as to avoid massive frustration
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 8:55, Reply)

'Hallogallo' by Neu! is to my mind a perfect 'driving' song*.
As I am unable to drive this may of course be nonsense.

'On the Road Again' by Canned Heat and 'La Grange' by ZZ Top also have that motoring vibe.

Re: annoying words etc: too many to list.


*Indeed the Krautrock style pioneered a so-called 'motorik' rhythm.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 8:55, Reply)

Did you never learn to drive?
Or, as I think we all suspect, did you pass your test only to have the licence taken off you about three weeks later as a result of loudly calling every single other motorist you passed during that time a "fucking cunt"?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 8:58, Reply)

My parents offered us driving lessons for our 17th birthdays.
I wanted something else. 20 years later (15 of which have been spent living in central London) here I am. On public transport and occasionally in cabs.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 9:05, Reply)

I was about to quote from a film then, and very fucking appropriate it was too
then I realised that you either won't have seen the film or will think it's fucking shit. However, I sympathise; I don't own a car because one of the advantages of living in a city the size of Norwich is that I can walk absolutely anywhere I need to get to.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 9:11, Reply)

This is the thing.
One of my exes had a car when we lived in Islington, and it was a constant nightmare of permits, parking spaces and vandalism: public transport runs all night, and coupled with judicious use of taxis this worked out cheaper and less stressful. In Winchester we lived in the town centre too. Having nearly died in one when I was about 18, I fucking hate cars anyway.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 9:16, Reply)

Completely sympathise
London has the most efficient public transport system I've ever used (although one man with a spare seat on his bike would be more useful to the people of Norwich than the fucking bus "service" that operates here). The cost of running a car would exceed what I spend on train tickets during the course of the year.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 9:20, Reply)

You could hand a CD to the driver on the MegaBus, and ask him to play it for all the passengers' benefit.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 8:59, Reply)

Hahahahahaha!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 9:01, Reply)

I don't think Monty knows what a MegaBus is.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 9:02, Reply)

You are correct.
Some sort of extremely large bus?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 9:03, Reply)

Yup, with a large picture of this fellow on the back
www.megabus.com/wintersale/

I always think he looks like a child killer.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 9:09, Reply)

Imagine him getting on
"Excuse me, porter, could you direct me to First Class?"
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 9:03, Reply)

Yes, lovely image.
"Please stow my deer stalker properly, my good man."
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 9:11, Reply)

To be honest, neither do I
Edit: Wait, wasn't it that comedy disaster movie about a nuclear-powered bus?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 9:07, Reply)

THE BIG BUS
Love that film. People think it copied Airplane but it came first.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 9:09, Reply)

Established there was a market, as it were
I am also a fan, it hit every disaster movie cliché so well.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 9:31, Reply)

Good curry goat, rasclart?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 9:00, Reply)

It was fucking lovely, mon.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 9:03, Reply)

Old Fangs by Black Mountain is a perfect driving song
also Damage Inc. by Metallica
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 8:58, Reply)

Damage Inc would be a top choice
if it weren't for the aforementioned limiter
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 9:00, Reply)

Neurotica, "Ride of Your Life"
top tune.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 9:04, Reply)

When I went to bed at 1 o'clock this morning
I left Lampers and Lusty doing origami, and and empty litre of gin in the table. It was lots of fun.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 9:12, Reply)

That does sound very much like you ate an entire wheel of Emmental before bed
and had bizarre dreams

/longs for more interesting life
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 9:15, Reply)

Fucking hell, you had an early night?
What's wrong with you?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 9:17, Reply)

I woke up at 3am yesterday and couldn't get back to sleep due to stress.
By 1am I was fucking exhausted. Even my trusty MDs couldn't keep me awake for long.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 9:21, Reply)

I can barely make it to 11pm at the moment, 1am is just inconceivable.

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 18 Feb 2011, 9:24, Reply)

Inconceivable!
"I do not think that word means what you think it means."
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 9:29, Reply)

I know exactly what it means.
at the moment, it is impossible to try to stay up to 1am.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 18 Feb 2011, 9:30, Reply)

I was quoting from The Princess Bride :(

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 9:31, Reply)

I got it bro
*fistbumps*
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 9:33, Reply)

*fistbumps*

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 9:34, Reply)

Could this subthread get any gayer?
It's like fucking 'Top Gun' in here.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 9:35, Reply)

That's two mid-80's popcorn movies you've referenced in as many days
Did you have a lapse in cinematic judgement 25 years ago?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 9:39, Reply)

I've never seen Top Gun.
I still know it's fucking gay and people probably call each other 'bro' and 'high five' each other in it.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 9:45, Reply)

With your arrival
It just has.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 9:40, Reply)

you can be my wingman Monty

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 9:40, Reply)

Pantylinerlolz

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 9:42, Reply)

I got it too.
I just took it on face value.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 18 Feb 2011, 9:43, Reply)

haha
Rodents Of Unusual Size? I don't think they exist
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:10, Reply)

I'm very jealous
I can't sleep before 1, it was 3am last night!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 9:33, Reply)

Using "like" as filler
Alt: I drove in to work today while belting out AFI - Miss Murder (VNV Nation remix). It's on the Underworld: Rise of the Lycans soundtrack, and is surprisingly good!
My recent driving playlist also includes Nietzer Ebb - Never Known, Pendulum - The Island pt 2 and Gojira - Backbone.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 9:24, Reply)

I'm quite partial to that VNV remix myself
The Island pt 2 is just about the best song I've heard in the last year. I was blown away the first time I heard it
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 9:28, Reply)

It is a goddamn TUNE

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 9:30, Reply)

I saw Nitzer Ebb in 1989 supporting Swans.
They looked a bit 'Hitler Youth'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 9:36, Reply)

You bought an album then?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 9:39, Reply)

Strangely I did not. They didn't do a lot for me.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 9:41, Reply)

I don't know much of their earlier stuff
A few of their recent tracks are good though. Same goes for Skinny Puppy, I prefer their recent stuff.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 9:43, Reply)

Never really got Skinny Puppy myself
However as InFest seem to be cycling through legendary industrial bands who're past their best for their headliners, having booked FLA, Front 242 and Project Pitchfork the last three years, I thoroughly expect to see them in August. Still got my fingers crossed for CombiChrist or Aesthetic Perfection though
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 9:49, Reply)

Their recent stuff's better
But then I'm not a fan of 'classic' industrial like the 3 bands you mentioned.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 9:51, Reply)

What about Throbbing Gristle?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 9:53, Reply)

A few tracks are good
But I prefer Revolting Cocks to them.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 9:54, Reply)

My brother loves them.
But then he likes Rammstein and is therefore demonstrably retarded. He went to Rob Zombie the other night and has barely mentioned it so it can't have been much cop.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 9:57, Reply)

A few friends went and said it was a great show
Didn't mention much of what it was like musically though.
Your brother might hate me for this, but Rev Co's cover of Do you think I'm sexy was their best song.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:00, Reply)

God I remember Front 242.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 9:52, Reply)

They were actually pretty damn good at Infest
That was the last year I crewed though, and it was definitely tainted by having broken up with my ex (who was joint organizer) 8 months before then.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 9:53, Reply)

They used to be really good.
Do you like Godflesh?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 9:51, Reply)

I honestly haven't heard enough to form an opinion
Probably heard more in clubs, just not known who it was.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 9:52, Reply)

Godflesh are bloody brilliant live
Much better than I was expecting. I need to be in the right mood to listen to them though
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:00, Reply)

hmm in answer to your question
'I like David Mitchell'

Alt: some Kraftwerk should be on there. Autobahn. And Bat out of Hell
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 9:25, Reply)

are you being wrong again?
David Mitchell is the best person on TV
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 9:33, Reply)

He's a very real contender.
The actual holder of that title is, however, 'Dog the Bounty Hunter'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 9:37, Reply)

No, I'm being right
David Mitchell is almost unbearably smug. When he writes in the Guardian it makes me want to shoot myself. Peep Show is amazing but he is patently just playing himself, not unlike Ricky Gervais in the Office. Plus he simply isn't that funny. His turn on the 10 o clock News was terrible and facile.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 9:37, Reply)

Perhaps I just don't object to smugness all that much.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 9:39, Reply)

I don't mind smugness
If it's justified. David Mitchell though to me (and apparently I'm the only one who thinks so) is not justifiably so.

You probably all like Al Murray as well
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 9:44, Reply)

Now that is an insult too far.
I have never duelled a with a lady before, but this cannot go unchallenged.

*slaps face with velvet glove*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 9:49, Reply)

Hmm, I don't know who I'd second
Amberl because I'd love to duel (and beat) Monty, but then she did say he probably liked Al Murray...
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 9:55, Reply)

You would beat me for sure.
I was waving a sword around at one point last night, I remember with shame. Why I was doing this, I don't recall.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:03, Reply)

Did you DJ for the ladies as well?
A modern-day warrior, mean mean stride. Today's Tom Sawyer Mean mean pri-
A modern-day warrior, mean mean stride. Today's Tom Sawyer Mean mean pri-
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:05, Reply)

Haha!
Also, damn you: I'm going to have to put that on now or it's going to loop in my head all morning.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:26, Reply)

it's pistols at dawn
Bring a second. Try not to make it Michael McIntyre*

*might as well go the whole hog
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 9:57, Reply)

I quite like him, but at present I'm confused
He has always played the Tory boy character and now on 10 o'clock live he has shifted left.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 9:45, Reply)

I'm with you there
Plus Peep Show was shite
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 9:43, Reply)

I'm going to have to side with Vippers and Monty here honey, and you know how much that hurts
I find him enormously entertaining. Possibly this is mostly because so much TV comedy is stupid humour for stupid people (Little Britain or whatever they're calling it now, Michael McIntyre). Admittedly you have a bigger brain than me and might not think him all that clever
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 9:44, Reply)

Or it might be
That recently my tolerance levels have gone down, and I spend most of my day permanently grumpy
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 9:49, Reply)

JENSEN ACKLES
Does that help?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 9:51, Reply)

I CAN'T HAVE HIM
Why would you taunt me?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 9:53, Reply)

NOT WITH THAT ATTITUDE
Isn't the mental image enough?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 9:58, Reply)

Of course not
I need someone willing to make me tea, who knows a vast quantity about classics and is quite hot.

Jensen Ackles may only be one of those three things, but he needs to be it in the flesh.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:16, Reply)

*furiously studies classics*
*fills kettle*

Will two out of three do?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:19, Reply)

I like to drive to The Bronx II
ALT: Jeremy Kyle today is labled - How could my my boyfriend destroy his face?

He has tatooed his skull onto his face...
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 9:42, Reply)

My current pet hate is people who insist that the ECHR is part of the EU.
I want to stab them all in the face.

Alt: Dan le Sac and Chewing on Tinfoil are my current favourites, but I don't drive.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Fri 18 Feb 2011, 9:50, Reply)

The Thick of it in real life
a5.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/183561_10150143165450056_628455055_8514519_2043285_n.jpg
(PsychoChomp, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 9:55, Reply)

Ah, that's been around for ages
It doesn't stop me laughing every time I see it though.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Fri 18 Feb 2011, 9:56, Reply)

Morning honey
and congratulations on producing the most vehement response to political misunderstanding I've ever seen
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 9:56, Reply)

It happens IN NEWSPAPERS
Such rage is a terrible burden.

Also, I have a stealth hangover, which has decreased my (admittedly already very low) fuckwit tolerance to somewhere near zero.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Fri 18 Feb 2011, 9:58, Reply)

What, actual newspapers?
Or tabloids?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:07, Reply)

Tabloids, admittedly.
Still inex-fucking-cusable.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:12, Reply)

Agreed
but that's hardly the most blatant falsehood they write on a daily basis. Charlie Brooker's most recent Guardian column deals with this, incidentally (tabloid lies, not the EU specifically). Your old friends from the EDL feature heavily.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:22, Reply)

Read it
But to be fair, I could have fucking written that.

I hate Charlie Brooker.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:25, Reply)

How did I know you were going to say that?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:33, Reply)

Because Charlie Brooker's a cunt
And I hate everyone today.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:46, Reply)

*backs away slowly*

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:48, Reply)

I have a stinking hangover and have been up since 4.30
Today is not a day to cross me.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:07, Reply)

"take the long road and walk it" by the music and "killing in the name of"
both of them are very good loud angry driving songs.

i am in a mood this morning because the stupid window cleaners dropped soapy water on my head on the way into the office. it has dried into horrible stiff spikes :(
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:01, Reply)

Nowt wrong with stiff spikes...

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:02, Reply)

there is when they cover one side of my head and not the other
humph
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:05, Reply)

True, that does sound unbearably emo

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:07, Reply)

Sorry, it has to be done
spikes cocks
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:05, Reply)

I'm certain she wouldn't argue with that

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:06, Reply)

you know me far too well

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:09, Reply)

I spend ages trying to shape my hair into horrible stiff spikes every morning
Thank you for the timesaving tip
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:03, Reply)

You didn't strike as a RATM kind of a girl
I am impressed!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:03, Reply)

generally i like the most mainstream bits of all music
pop, dance, rock, indie, alternative, classical. broadly vanilla would be a fair description of my ipod.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:04, Reply)

My iPod knows no shame either

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:08, Reply)

I have Lady Gaga on mine

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:09, Reply)

OK, you win

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:10, Reply)

I maintain that Bad Romance is a fucking brilliant song
I could have played that at my club night and had 150+ goths stomping along to it.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:12, Reply)

I know not of this song

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:13, Reply)

You Tube it if you can
It has a stompy bassline to it. I could mix that into countless Industrial/Aggrotech songs.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:14, Reply)

My old rock night regularly filled the dancefloor with Aqua's 'Barbie Girl'.
Although we weren't brave enough to try playing it before everyone was hammered.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:17, Reply)

The last hour of my night was devoted to classic floorfillers
And cheesy shite like Scooter, 2 Unlimited and a techno remix of "I've got a brand new combine harvester".
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:20, Reply)

Ten Masked Men to finish.
'Sweet Like Chocolate' is superb.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:38, Reply)

I completely agree with every sentiment of this post
I was aching for someone to have the nerve to play it last InFest
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:18, Reply)

As Wooks said
You'd have to play it at a time when everyone was leathered.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:21, Reply)

Come on mate, you've been to InFest
Everyone's leathered by tea time
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:23, Reply)

Yes, but also a lot of people are still arrogant cunts at that time
Ok, that's mainly the London crowd, the sneering gobshites.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:24, Reply)

Don't get me started
You mean the cunts who're so scene that they only go to InFest to wear ludicrously expensive clothes that serve no purpose outside of the festival and take the piss out of people who're only there to see their mates, dance and have a good time. Like me. How fucking dare I consider having fun more important than living the cyber life.

Apart from anything else, this year will be my 9th InFest, so they can fuck the fuck off
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:32, Reply)

Exactly those cunts
I had one sneer at me in Slimes because I said I wasn't from London. I yelled expletives in his face.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:36, Reply)

Welcome to why I fucking loathe Slimelight.
EDIT ooh this would work as a reply to Lab too.

Slimelight is fucking shit.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:39, Reply)

Haven't been in 6 years
And I was very, very drunk.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:40, Reply)

Only been twice
Last time was in 2002. Very proud of my record since then. Was on MDs both times. You'd have to be, wouldn't you
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:47, Reply)

i just have 2 gaga songs on mine
that one that goes on about red wiiine (no, i am NOT thinking of ub40) and pokerface.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:10, Reply)

Just Dance?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:12, Reply)

JAYKAY SAYS DANCE

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:14, Reply)

*chairdances*

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:15, Reply)

Fucking everything has a "red wine" reference at the start nowadays
Yes you're thinking of Just Dance, but it also crops up on Poison by Nicole Scherzinger, About A Girl by the Sugababes, and that's just off the top of my head.

It's things like this, isn't it?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:15, Reply)

yes
yes it is. sorry.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:18, Reply)

You of all people should know better

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:18, Reply)

sssssssh
everyone will want one!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:23, Reply)

Hahahaha
No they won't. I am under no illusions that I am an acquired taste
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:24, Reply)

No way
No way.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:08, Reply)

haha
worst. song. ever.

even worse than mr blobby.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:09, Reply)

+ which is on my 25 most played list

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:12, Reply)

manamana

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:09, Reply)

That wasn't water

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:03, Reply)

You think you have it bad!
My loo is still broken so I went to Cafe Nero as usual and the bloody bog was out of order, there really was no time to search for another open establishment so I went home and had a dump in an M & S carrier bag...

This was both hilarious and horrific.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:07, Reply)

...

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:09, Reply)

I so didn't need to know this fact

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:10, Reply)

Well now you do, so be quiet or come and fix my loo

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:10, Reply)

No fucking chance
You can have a Marksies carrier bag though for next time
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:11, Reply)

POTD
Hahahahahahahhaahahahahahahahaahhah *deep breath* hahahahahahahahahahh
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:11, Reply)

Thanks for your sympathy

Really the key to to find a bag without holes in the bottom
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:13, Reply)

this makes me think of my ex flatmate
who, i have only discovered since she left, once did the same thing on a roll of newspaper ON MY SPARE ROOM FLOOR because she couldn't wait 2 mins for me to finish conditioning my hair.

fucking rank bitch!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:16, Reply)

This was an emergency to be fair
I did once have to clean up with a Christian newspaper that was in the bog; do yoiu think I'll be damned to hell to spend eternity with the shit deamon?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:18, Reply)

Ah my poor nephew was round at our other auntie's
and he shouted out "Can you bring me some toilet paper!" and the bitch came in and handed him a GLOSSY magazine and went off cackling to herself.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:20, Reply)

Other the other hand he got to wipe his arse with Jordan's face!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:21, Reply)

My auntie's rank
My mum catches her in the shed in the night nicking pizza and wine.
then when she gets totally caught she goes "Can I borrow some bread and toilet paper as well?"
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:23, Reply)

You are the ScatMan
weeebababadado
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:22, Reply)

What?
Really? And she admitted it?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:18, Reply)

we don't really speak any more following an incident at my birthday a year or so ago
but she has told mutual friends because apparently she finds it hilarious.

i'd have chucked her out on the spot if i'd known, sod the protection from eviction act.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:22, Reply)

Where did she poo on your Birthday?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:23, Reply)

On. The. Cake.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:24, Reply)

I would if she made Swipe some 'special' candles?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:25, Reply)

A friend of a friend got roped into having a joint Hen/Stag do
I know, awful.

Anyway the girls were doing manicures, putting on make up etc while the lads got fcuking trashed. One of the chaps got fed up with the boring girls ruining it all so he made a lovely salad for their dinner in an act of kindness...

Unfortunately for the girls he took a massive dump on it and presented in a silver service style!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:27, Reply)

a "hag do"
i think you'll find the technical term is. i've been to loads.

some were ok. some sucked royally.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:28, Reply)

I can't think of anything worse, surely it ruins the whole point!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:32, Reply)

I can't think of anything worse than a hen do.
I went on a lovely civilised hen weekend once, but even that took a sour turn at penis drinking straws and a cock cake.
I don't WANT to run round town with a load of harpies wearing sashes and personalised t-shirts.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:34, Reply)

It doesn't have to be that way!
My now wife, hired a massive house on the South coast, got 20 mates down and had BBQs, played on the beach and generally had a wee holiday!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:36, Reply)

Well this was like that
Nice place in the Cotwolds, wine tasting, people serving us dinner at the house. it was really cute.
But then came the cocks...
It was mostly boss though.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:45, Reply)

Our window 'cleaners'
'cleaned'* my upstairs windows despite me forbidding them from going up there.
They got black blobs of water all over my dresser, my walls, and some of my toiletries and trinkets.
I'm putting a pit bull at the foot of the stairs next time.

*smeared blackness and made the windows dirtier. 100% fact and not internet exaggeration.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:09, Reply)

sue them
you need a good property litigator??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:10, Reply)

it's the landlady's house and she gets cross if I criticise the cowboys she has crawling all over my home.
She grew up with servants and tons of 'staff', so she's totally comfortable with having the dirty little bastards walking round her bedrooms, but it makes my skin crawl. And my cat's in there too.
If they were nice men who did a good job it would be different, but they make it worse. I wash my own windows.
I've told her several times "Don't let them do my upstairs!" I hate them coming in at all but I think the kitchen and living room is a fair compromise.
If I tell her about the blobs she'll just go "Well i shall tell them not to do it next time." and look at me like I'm the nuisance. So I'm best to get them alone and say "Don't go up my stairs. Ever."
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:14, Reply)

they will probably listen to you
lazy feckers, they'll be glad of the chance not to do it!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:17, Reply)

Well that's what you'd think.
But I reckon they're perverts. And stubborn ones at that.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:18, Reply)

who would become a windowcleaner
if they weren't a perv?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:22, Reply)

This is true.
Same as butchers.
I expounded my theory on butchers as perves in front of one of the bf's friends the other week. After a while someone else on the table told me his dad was a butcher.
I said "Sorry about that, but they're just cutting us up into succulent rumps and shoulders while they're looking at us..."

EDIT my best mate at primary school, her dad was a windowcleaner and my mum wouldn't have him. He turned out to be a molesterererer.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:27, Reply)

butchers are grim
there is a restaurant in london where your tables are sort of above the kitchen so you can see them chopping up the cuts of meat.

who would go there?!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:29, Reply)

Me I would, I'd cut it up if I could
butchery is a fanastic skill to know
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:31, Reply)

Not vegetarians, clearly...

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:31, Reply)

They see us all as meat.
I've been getting better at touching raw meat but I don't think I want to. I've been touching sausages and bacon. Still can't touch chicken our red meat. I might stop again and go back to suing two forks to transport bacon to the grill.
Sorry. I know you hate meat, but I hate touching it.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:32, Reply)

i mind that less than eating it
but i wouldn't do it for fun
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:33, Reply)

I'd much rather eat it
when it's not all stringy and wet and like DEAD CORPSEY FLESH.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:36, Reply)

Someone on a first date
With someone who had been stalking them.
( Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:34, Reply)

This has cheered me up
As it reminds me that someone is having a worse morning than me.
( Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:21, Reply)

Hip hop is good in cars.
'Raw' by Big Daddy Kane
'Juice' by Eric B & Rakim etc etc

If you can get hold of Edan's 'Fast Rap' mix CD it's fucking brilliant.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:08, Reply)

Also see/hear:
Deltron 3030 - 3030
Scarface - The Fix
GZA - Liquid Swords
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:10, Reply)

I do so love a spot of GZA for nostalgia purposes
even if he is quite possibly the most arrogant man in hip-hop. Which is a bit like being the biggest cunt in the U2 fanclub
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:13, Reply)

A blue whale's cunt?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:14, Reply)

I saw the GZA at the peak of his powers, he was superb as was Raekwon.
Less well-known is that the GZA had made an earlier attempt at a 'rap career' as The Genius, releasing a really bent 12" called 'Come Do Me' or something, on the cover of which he is wearing silk pyjamas.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:15, Reply)

Hahaha
That mental image will keep me tickled all day. Another gem from the cavernous Boyce brain
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:16, Reply)

obvious strikethrough is obvious
brain anus
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:18, Reply)

Oooh. Musky.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:24, Reply)

Are you Deputy Dawg?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:34, Reply)

Moron of the year.
AMERICA AT ITS BEST

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:09, Reply)

Thanks for ruining my day
What a cretin and wahts really gets me is how selfish that kind of attitude is.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:12, Reply)

if you don't like it why don't you go bum Satan in Iraq you fag!

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:23, Reply)

You FUCKING what?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:15, Reply)

Yep - God loves America!

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:24, Reply)

And if he doesn't we're all fucked
Quite a gamble
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:29, Reply)

For fuck's sake
What an utter cunt.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:23, Reply)

*bangs head on desk*
Come back, Richard Dawkins, all is forgiven!
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:29, Reply)

Living in the frozen wastelands of the North
It drives me fucking nuts when people use lend instead of borrow... as in "can I lend that pen"

no of course you cant lend it it isnt yours you fucking tard...you may however borrow it if you ask nicely.

Alt... Radio 7
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:18, Reply)

On the other hand you may get to see some Aurora Borealis tonight
Due to some massive solar flares that have erupted over the last day or so.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:19, Reply)

How far North?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:20, Reply)

Lapland.
(he's Father Christmas!!11!!!!)
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:26, Reply)

Just south
of the bit where you dont piss off lonely Taxi Drivers especially ones with shotguns.

And I dont think the Aurora will get this far and it will almost certainly piss down at some point... On the amusing side of things I seem to be in an office where the education levels are set at somewhere around 1400 as there were genuinely folks scared of the idea of solar flares and lights in the sky.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:30, Reply)

Ahh, other side to me

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:37, Reply)

Procook.com have 60% off cast iron griddle pans at the moment.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:23, Reply)

I don't even own a frying pan
I broke the one I bought :(
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:25, Reply)

Well now is your chance to join the griddling 'A' List.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:27, Reply)

I'm not old/fat enough
to need a girdle thanks Monty.

Besides griddling is cooking. I've burnt salad in the past
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:27, Reply)

Oops. I can't type today.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:32, Reply)

Did you hit someone over the head with it in a comedy style?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:28, Reply)

I have two griddles, oine lightwieight for quick veggies etc
And one heavyweight Le Cruset for MEAT
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:29, Reply)

fuck off showing me websites I want to spend shit loads of money on you cunt.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:27, Reply)

I'm determined to bring you all down with me.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:29, Reply)

Hmm
I want one of those

Edit: Link fixed. I remeber the old version of this site - in the "money no problem" section they only had one product. An ex-military jet.
( Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:29, Reply)

70% if you mention you're a B3tan

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:29, Reply)

i have a griddle pan. i think it's le creuset because it's orange. and heavy.
but i've never used it other than to cook steak or chicken for the boyfriend.

can you griddle vegetarian stuff that isn't fucking quorn?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:29, Reply)

Aubergines innit
and courgettes
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:30, Reply)

Mange Tout, long stem broccoli, baby corns the list is very long
All these veggies benefit from a light coating of olive oil then onto a griddle for a minute...
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:34, Reply)

And halloumi

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:30, Reply)

Stop copying me before I have posted.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:32, Reply)

Your typing fingers are weak, old man.
As you probably know from my incessant texting to Lusty, I got home ok and unviolated. I suddenly felt a lot drunker when I was out in the cold night air.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:36, Reply)

Did you have a lovely evening?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:38, Reply)

Nom

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:37, Reply)

This^
with sweet chilli sauce
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:38, Reply)

Yes you can.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:31, Reply)

Fuck off Q Tip.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:40, Reply)

Yes. Courgettes sliced lengthways, aubergines and halloumi all work perfectly.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:31, Reply)

and peppers and onions maybe?
omg this is going to be amazing.

i might actually have to cancel going out tonight to stay in with my griddle pan.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:33, Reply)

Do it!!
Bit of olive oil and lemon juice afterwards - not before or the fire brigade will be out
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:36, Reply)

Cheap and pikey.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:36, Reply)

haha!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:37, Reply)

good username for you

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:46, Reply)

Stop copying me

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:37, Reply)

Balls.
Just bought a cast iron casserole pot. £35 is great though.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:56, Reply)

Asparagus

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:35, Reply)

You would say that as the French for Asperagus is Asperges

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:38, Reply)

/takes literally

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:40, Reply)

Asparagus, if it's really fresh
EDIT: fuck.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:35, Reply)

zing

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:36, Reply)

Alt: Sixties pop songs remind me of long car trips, as does some Mo-town.
I like sticking my iPod on "Album" and just listening to whatever shit comes up. I've also rediscovered some gems of songs I'd forgotten about.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:38, Reply)

Alt Q: See below
Stiltskin = Inside
Godsmack = I stand alone
Rob Zombie and Ozzie Osborne = Ironhead

Fuck it, the OST for Scorpion King + Stiltskin.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:55, Reply)