I've never watched the Val Kilmer or George Clooney incarnations
I think it's better if I don't.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:36, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Have you seen the Bale ones then?
with THE BATMAN VOICE
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:42, Reply)

You've brought back memories
Of when I imagined him using that voice all the time.
"YES, THAT'S IT, WORK THE SHAFT."
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:44, Reply)

Adam West is the only real Batman.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:45, Reply)

He's brilliant in Family Guy

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:46, Reply)

They're stealing my water!

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:50, Reply)

I have and that voice really grates
luckily he doesn't have to use it that often. Bale's american accent is fine but that voice doesn't fit that body. Hugh Laurie's accent in House annoys me though, everyone else says it's brilliant but for some reason it gets on my nerves.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:04, Reply)

House doesn't sound like any American I've ever met or heard speak.

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:08, Reply)

but hugh laurie
is pant-dampeningly hot.

flatmate and i were watching that fry & laurie thing reunited the other night, and i couldn't stop swooning. she didn't get it at all. but what does she know - her bf is bald AND ginger. nature's double whammy!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:13, Reply)

You mean the hair he hasn't got is red?
How does that work?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:15, Reply)

back hair

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:25, Reply)

he's half-fox, half bald-eagle

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:25, Reply)

it is called a BEARD
maybe you'll grow one, one day when your balls have dropped and you stop cooking dinner for people?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:26, Reply)

Good point.
It's too nasal which is the default thing for people to do when they try and impersonate an american.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:15, Reply)