How big is the pool of vomit?
Would the diarrhea cover the surface meaning I would have to come back up through it? Or does ducking into the vomit mean the diarrhea isn't thrown?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 13:03, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

The runny poo is sucked out using a magical Diarrhyson...
...so it won't be there when you surface.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 13:06, Reply)

I'd speculate that for the purposes of the question
You have a split second decision to make after the diarrhoea has been ejected from the bucket. I'm also guessing it's one person's effluence in the bucket, rather than a bucket full to the brim with it. This would mean you'd risk a certain amount of splashing on the surface of the vomit-pool, but not total coverage.
( Kroney, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 13:06, Reply)

For fuck's sake, you pernickety bastards.
The sick and poo are collected from the lower castes of India - this pool is in India, the weather is fucking hot, it is a Friday around lunchtime.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 13:10, Reply)

I'm hurt
I was trying to help.
( Kroney, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 13:12, Reply)

It's OK.
I'm just a little bit tired and emotional. (tucks string)
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 13:14, Reply)

This made me officelol

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 13:15, Reply)

What kind of shoes am I wearing at this juncture?
I'm just trying to get into character. What's my back-story? How have I ended up in this quagmire of bile and faeces? What's my motivation here?

I'll be in my trailer 'focussing'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 13:13, Reply)

You are not wearing shoes.
You are Mick Jagger in Performance.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 13:16, Reply)

In which case Anita Pallenberg can eat the shit for me.
She looks like the type who'd probably enjoy it.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 13:21, Reply)