Well, I'd love it if people stopped calling me a bender
but I also want a toilet made of solid gold, and some things are just never going to happen. Over time I've come to accept/delude myself that it's vaguely affectionate. Just as you should come to accept that starting a self-praising meme is never going to take off.

What would I like to ban? Anti-football sentiment. Don't like the sport? Fair enough, leave those of us who do to talk about it without pointing out that we're cunts. We KNOW that.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:06, 5 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Do you watch football for the men in little shorts?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:08, Reply)

Oh, well played there. Well played indeed.
a 9.8 from the Albanian judge, only let down by the tiniest stumble on the dismount. Textbook double-comeback.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:09, Reply)

I knows you only calls me a bender cos you loves me

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:13, Reply)

I almost posted a Paris Hilton song on your fb page yesterday, but by the title I think some people may have taken it wrong.

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:08, Reply)

Being accused of taking it wrong is nothing new for me
What was it called?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:11, Reply)

Turn you on

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:12, Reply)

That definitely would have attracted some curious attention
and an inquisition as to who you are from my better half
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:14, Reply)

haaaaaaaaa good thing I thought better of it

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:18, Reply)

<s> everything you said</s>
Ohh ducky I love a penis's spunk in my anus because I am ..you know how this finishes.
( G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:13, Reply)

I'm not sure you're trying any more

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:14, Reply)

As soon as I see a subthread about football I skip it immediately
and that's the only thing I can say I skip on this board. That and TRL's tedious whimperings.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:14, Reply)

Good to see you about sir
TRL? Sorry
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:15, Reply)

*bows*
It's Friday afternoon and I'm killing time til 5pm.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:20, Reply)

Good man
Hope things are still on the up and up, as it were. I continue to wish you all the fucking best
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:22, Reply)

Absolutely. Fucking. Brilliant.
Thanks :)
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:25, Reply)

*standing ovation*
Very, very pleased to hear it :-)

*releases trebuchet full of chocolate*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:26, Reply)

*hands out kittens*

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:29, Reply)

Thank god
I'm starving
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:31, Reply)

Fuck off to football365 you bent fucking cunt.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:14, Reply)

*wipes away tears*
It's moments like this that make the internet worth living
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:15, Reply)