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Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.

(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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That's over 100 replies
What would you like to ban from offtopic?

I mean memes not people, I think the dutch steve thing is shit and I also don't like being called a rapist.

What do you hate?

Alt: Who sung this?
(PsychoChomp, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 14:50, 171 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
*raises head wearily*
*trots out meme*

If you don't like being called a rapist, don't rape people.

Seriously though few like memes about themselves

Edit: as for what I'd ban- newslinks as thread-starters. None of them are interesting
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 14:53, Reply)
I've learned to embrace it
like a tight arsehole around a glistening shaft.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 14:54, Reply)
:(
tight? Maybe early in your career, before you met Monty
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 14:55, Reply)
I said like a, not like my.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:02, Reply)
It's only tight because they changed the regulation size of a cricket stump.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:02, Reply)

a cricket stump +mining operations
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:08, Reply)
This is beautiful
*wipes tear from eye*

eye shaft
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:16, Reply)
i wouldn't mind a meme
about how smart and sexy and beautiful i am.

in fact, i am shocked that there is no such meme already. shocked.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:05, Reply)
Why don't you pay us all to do it?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:06, Reply)
sure
here, catch this pound coin, it'll double your salary.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:32, Reply)
Keep trying
you may be the first person to succesfully self-meme. smeme, if you will.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:07, Reply)
That word feels good on my tongue.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:10, Reply)
isn't there an american pudding that sounds a bit like this
'smores, or something
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:34, Reply)
Ban youtube links.
I can't watch at work.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 14:53, Reply)
Yeah this is a good point.
Especially when it's a thread which is just "OMG look at this"
(PsychoChomp, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 14:55, Reply)
Exactly.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 14:56, Reply)
Actually I have just noticed that my screensaver is a link to a youtube video of the hospital's infection control policy.
Excellent work there, NHS.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:11, Reply)
Whereas a BBC news link is 'just fine'.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 14:59, Reply)
When accompanied by my hilarious commentary
totally.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:03, Reply)
and don't forget your superb spelling

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:04, Reply)
now that frequently IS hilarious.

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:16, Reply)
Definatlerly this.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:17, Reply)
ai lweke tis

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:20, Reply)
"definately" must be one of the most common spelling mistakes
it makes me want to staple a dictionary to the keyboard mashing hamfisted offenders. see also "busyness" and getting effect/affect mixed up.

ooh, and "seperate" instead of "separate". how can you not tell just from looking at it that it's wrong, you must have read it thousands of times in your feeble little lifetime...
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:35, Reply)
whereas none of us are capable of reading BBC news by ourselves?

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:01, Reply)
Steady, son
Schteve will rape you back to the stone age for that kind of talk.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 14:53, Reply)
I think we should reintroduce "PsychoChomp is a girl"

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 14:54, Reply)
That was less offensive true.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 14:56, Reply)
Most of the time you can't force a meme
Dutch Schteve was semi-forced (hurr hurr), but it helped that some folk like writing in faux Dutch accschents.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 14:56, Reply)
May I direct you to one of the links in my profile.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:00, Reply)
May I direct you to "Most of the time"
And may I also direct you to the sad, sincerely apologetic look on my face.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:05, Reply)
May I direct your face into my fist.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:06, Reply)
I would like to see this.
Preferably tomorrow.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:12, Reply)
You are such a fucking shit-stirrer

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:13, Reply)
I think you should punch him for that

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:15, Reply)
I think he should punch you for suggesting I punch him

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:17, Reply)
I think it would be nice to go to a bash without any punching at all.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:20, Reply)
and ruin this beautiful face?
*sighes and does the work for you*

beautiful +Channel 4 documentary
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:20, Reply)
Aw, I'd probably have let that one go.
*pre-bash pandertron engaged*
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:22, Reply)
Surely it's
pre-bash handwarming and tissue acquiring engaged
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:26, Reply)
Handwarming?
You pansy.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:37, Reply)
That was a statement of preference. No incitement there.
And I wouldn't stir your shit with Chompy's, you brown-winged harpy.

I am a little bit proud of brown-winged harpy.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:19, Reply)
I will put it as my sig when I get bored of Lab's much better one.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:21, Reply)
What a singular honour.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:23, Reply)
It is for me.

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:26, Reply)
I'd ban the 100 replies thing you've started.
It's bent.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 14:56, Reply)
I think it's good, it keeps things moving.
You can happily stay in the old thread.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 14:56, Reply)
Bollocks
it's abritraily deciding that a conversation is over regardless of whether it's interesting people or not. It's the internet equivalent of speed dating, only shitter. And when you produce ideas like this it's no wonder people call you a rapist, frankly.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 14:59, Reply)
I did it last week after seeing a whole bunch of threads with
last reply 17minutes ago on the top threads, so I deliberatly spent the day posting shit news links and I haven't seen as many dead threads since.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:01, Reply)
I think it should be if there are no new posts in 15 mins

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:10, Reply)
This is a good suggestion

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:20, Reply)
I don't understand the dutch steve thing, and I also don't like you being called a rapist.
I'm all for banning these.

I hate that song "What's going on".
I can sincerely fucking say that's probably the one thing in this world I hate most.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 14:56, Reply)
thanks kristine as baldmonkey would say you're a good egg.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 14:59, Reply)
by Marvin Gaye?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:01, Reply)
nah, that four non blondes one
god I fucking hate them
it's so shit
it should be forever erased
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:02, Reply)
Oh that reallly is fucking horrible.
Really, really shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:05, Reply)
I hate it Monty, and I don't like using the word hate.
I don't hate any person. Not even my crazy landlady.
But I hate that god damned song.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:10, Reply)
The thought of that woman's spasticated face
is making me feel ill.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:15, Reply)
but the He-man version is spectacular!

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:05, Reply)
Let's see...which silly bugger was it who was trying to get that "charming and witty" thing off the ground...?

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 14:57, Reply)
Baldmonkey, I think

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 14:59, Reply)
I'm very very clever.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:00, Reply)
+ at not being caught after the many rapes

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:21, Reply)
The meme of me being emo is something I'd be happy if it disappeared

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:00, Reply)
You'll never be happy.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:02, Reply)
You'll never be loved back.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:03, Reply)
Yeah, I agree, he shouldn't marry Roota too, not until I get a chance to spend a lifetime with her too.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:04, Reply)
I was tempted once to try out a meme.
Instead of saying I hate you just put Ugly kid joe.
As shorthand for I hate everything about you.
But it was shit so I didn't.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:02, Reply)
God I really 'Ugly Kid Joe' you, Porky.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:12, Reply)
you know exactly what i would ban
that stupid non-grammatical simpsons picture.

shortly followed by anyone who posts it.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:04, Reply)
IT can be easily fixed by the additon of
A FUCKING APOSTROPHE FOR GOD'S SAKE ARE YOU ALL IMBECILES
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:05, Reply)
poor grammar irritates me intensely
but esp apostrophes, because they are so fucking easy! ' denotes possession NOT plurals, with the exception of it and who. it can also be used to denote a diminutive, like CD's. or indeed it's or who's.

ffs how hard can it be to get that right? fish and chip's my arse!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:18, Reply)
Is that a euphamism
for some kind of bizarre sexual practice?
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:21, Reply)
My favourite shop sign spelling fail
was the 'adult emporium' on Tottenham Court Road that apparently offered 'marital aides'. Although to be fair, I never did check whether you could hire a guy to suck his teeth, offer tips on technique and shout encouragement so for all I know it could have been perfectly accurate.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:21, Reply)
"Yes, that's good, go steady now. Not too rough...
No, no, that's her knee!
What?
Well, don't sniff it then!"
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:36, Reply)
Tch.
That'll never work mate, your thighs are too short.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:38, Reply)
To be fair
it can't really be used in CDs either. Because it would be an inaccurate diminutive, the accurate on being C'D's. CD, like TV, is an accepted abbreviation and as such doesn't need an apostrophe on its plural. But, that's a bit grey.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:54, Reply)
I'm really happy that boat thing fucked off

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:06, Reply)
Now, I missed that one completely.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:07, Reply)
I cannot think of anything you could have said
more likely to ensure its return
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:08, Reply)
what boat thing?

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:08, Reply)
ugh where's Al on the ONE time you actually need him

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:13, Reply)

b3ta.com/search/answers?q=boat+lol
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:20, Reply)
*is none the wiser*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:27, Reply)
Ah, sorry, I had a part to play in that one
I think it was largely bought about by that chap who called himself (among other things) Badongism and was eventually hounded off here by spimf. The Boat meme made absolutely no sense, but provided a bit of gentle whimsy for a few days. (Possibly weeks.)
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:55, Reply)
Well, I'd love it if people stopped calling me a bender
but I also want a toilet made of solid gold, and some things are just never going to happen. Over time I've come to accept/delude myself that it's vaguely affectionate. Just as you should come to accept that starting a self-praising meme is never going to take off.

What would I like to ban? Anti-football sentiment. Don't like the sport? Fair enough, leave those of us who do to talk about it without pointing out that we're cunts. We KNOW that.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:06, Reply)
Do you watch football for the men in little shorts?

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:08, Reply)
Oh, well played there. Well played indeed.
a 9.8 from the Albanian judge, only let down by the tiniest stumble on the dismount. Textbook double-comeback.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:09, Reply)
I knows you only calls me a bender cos you loves me

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:13, Reply)
I almost posted a Paris Hilton song on your fb page yesterday, but by the title I think some people may have taken it wrong.

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:08, Reply)
Being accused of taking it wrong is nothing new for me
What was it called?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:11, Reply)
Turn you on

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:12, Reply)
That definitely would have attracted some curious attention
and an inquisition as to who you are from my better half
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:14, Reply)
haaaaaaaaa good thing I thought better of it

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:18, Reply)
<s> everything you said</s>
Ohh ducky I love a penis's spunk in my anus because I am ..you know how this finishes.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:13, Reply)
I'm not sure you're trying any more

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:14, Reply)
As soon as I see a subthread about football I skip it immediately
and that's the only thing I can say I skip on this board. That and TRL's tedious whimperings.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:14, Reply)
Good to see you about sir
TRL? Sorry
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:15, Reply)
*bows*
It's Friday afternoon and I'm killing time til 5pm.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:20, Reply)
Good man
Hope things are still on the up and up, as it were. I continue to wish you all the fucking best
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:22, Reply)
Absolutely. Fucking. Brilliant.
Thanks :)
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:25, Reply)
*standing ovation*
Very, very pleased to hear it :-)

*releases trebuchet full of chocolate*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:26, Reply)
*hands out kittens*

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:29, Reply)
Thank god
I'm starving
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:31, Reply)
Fuck off to football365 you bent fucking cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:14, Reply)
*wipes away tears*
It's moments like this that make the internet worth living
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:15, Reply)
The attachement of a meme to a user is a sign of recognition and validation
Some of us can't even cling to that small modicum of comfort.
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:12, Reply)
I can't even remember who "who sung this" was based on.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:19, Reply)
I had no idea what you were taliking about

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:19, Reply)
Cave Duck

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:19, Reply)
What a boring arsewipe he was

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:21, Reply)
He was a decent bloke really.
I liked his earthy humour. He could take a joke at his expense and he did get a particularly strident baptism by fire.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:29, Reply)
That last part does sound ever so slightly like you're talking about me

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:31, Reply)
Bobby has had a rough old ride too.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:33, Reply)
I suspect there are good reasons for that
not that I have ever been particularly unpleasant to him - or to anyone, or seen any need to be so.
(berk, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:35, Reply)
there is an advert on tv at the moment
with two guys dancing on a branch over a river (think it's for berocca) and the one on the right IS bobby, i swear to god.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:37, Reply)
I shall have to youtube it
I don't own a tv...
although in my mind, Bobby looks like Mario.
(berk, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:41, Reply)
I forget why Bobby got it in the neck
but I can say with absolute authority that no good reason is required to give a newcomer shit. The ugly meme that Al came up with for me was particularly unkind
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:40, Reply)
ugly and unkind
that does sum up al rather well, actually.

it's not as much fun if he's not here to hear me say it though.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:42, Reply)
I wish that's what I meant
For about three months after I posted pics on my profile Al took enormous pleasure in calling me an ugly cunt, following his (entirely accurate) assertion that I was punching well above my weight with my missus
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:45, Reply)
This is the best comment about your profile
www.b3ta.com/talk/6737665
(PsychoChomp, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:48, Reply)
I can take all the gay comments in the world because I've heard them all before and I know it's not true
The ugly thing was harder to take, especially not knowing anyone or how seriously it was meant
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:54, Reply)
Cheer up Merrick

(PsychoChomp, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:57, Reply)
Much as I can take being called gay cos I know it's not true,
I don't mind you calling me ugly now I know what you look like
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 16:03, Reply)
He took the internet way too seriously
on his opening gambit
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:43, Reply)
He came in and whiteknighted people who didn't need it.
Mainly girls.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:46, Reply)
Several of those girls
could take him in a fight.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:53, Reply)
Ah, yes
It's very easy to take the internet more seriously than it's taken around here when you first turn up, mind. God knows I've been guilty of taking things people have said to me far too seriously *cough*PsychoChomp*cough*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:48, Reply)
i don't remember this
i just remember "shut up chompy" every time bobby opened his mouth. or is that what you mean? i didn't really get that, other than that from the photos i have seen of both, there is a distinct facial similarity.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:52, Reply)
Perhaps you weren't present for his debut
It was very funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:54, Reply)
show me
linky linky
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:57, Reply)
What?
I'm not Chompy.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 16:00, Reply)
Bobby's better at dishing it out than I am
But yes, he has. I remember a while ago Vipros said something to the effect that he and I had disproven the suggestion that OT is cliquey as fuck by virtue of turning up and getting on with it. I disagree slightly; OT is cliquey as fuck, but if you can take a good kicking you'll probably be accepted.

Or just give so little of a shit about acceptance as to not notice the difference.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:35, Reply)
This^

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:44, Reply)
Don't pretend to know how it works noob.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:45, Reply)
*waits for working to be shown*

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:49, Reply)
Bobby practically begged for it, though
Fair play to him for sticking around.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:39, Reply)
oi!

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:30, Reply)
Is he your mate?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:56, Reply)
Ah yes, cheers slugger. what ever happened to him?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:21, Reply)
he disappeared about the same time as Kitty
hmmm ...
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:35, Reply)
Being validated as a rapist, an anal fiend, morbidly obese,
owner of a colossal clunge, gay, really gay, a greying nazi wanker or a plurachinned punk is not necessarily a good thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:20, Reply)
I can identify everyone in there
except I'm not sure whether I'm "gay" or "really gay", or who the other is
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:21, Reply)
crow and it depends on how we feel.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:22, Reply)
Chompy is correct

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:24, Reply)
Oh yeah, HIM
Looking at all those memes mentioned I'm just considering which would be most offensive to people with a healthy perspective on such matters. It's got to be between Chompy and Monty. Having several chins is a cruel accusation but not necessarily quite so likely to condemn you to life imprisonment.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:26, Reply)
You are the latter.
Hope this helps.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:31, Reply)
Cheers sweetheart

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:33, Reply)
Sometimes even bad attention is better than no attention at all
I'll see you same time next week for our next session
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:22, Reply)
Repitition of "Next"
You're slipping, Thesaurus Boy. If you want a meme you fucking well earn it. Three syllables or more in future, please
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:24, Reply)
I think part of the key is to go to a bash
I assume you went to a bash and gay'd everyone up with some sort of Heavy Metal Love Tango
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:25, Reply)
Never been to a bash, only ever met one B3tan who also lives in Norwich
I think I was simply deemed an easy target.

Incidentally, Heavy Metal Love Tango is a brilliant name for a band
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:27, Reply)
this made me laugh so much

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:28, Reply)
POTD

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:31, Reply)
That reminds me:

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:31, Reply)
I like this
Despite the big white bits you left around Fat Al's face.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:36, Reply)
PAINT IS RUBBISH.
AND I AM LAZY.

If I'd have wanted it done well, I'd have asked you. You workshy bloater.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:41, Reply)
Seams lend it some charm
this isn't /board
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:41, Reply)
If we banned
Tiresome lunch threads
Boring weekend threads
Embarrasing and excruciating, 'What would Monty do/think/say' threads
Childish and vacuous, 'what if' threads

Then the place would be fucking deserted.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:35, Reply)
I read that as dessert for a second and got all excited.

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:39, Reply)
nah
there'll always be someone here to whinge about cats, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:40, Reply)
Touche
Although I am perplexed by the fact you never took the chance to boast about your fabulous lifestyle and money frittering excesses.

*reels with shock*
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:51, Reply)
^^oh i already did that up there, see ^^
you missed it!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:54, Reply)
Her cat's a pedigree British Blue
Cost her 15 grand.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:55, Reply)
Did that include
The diamond studded Gucci collar and custom made Armani litter tray... Or the anal attachment that ensures every shit it does resembles a Chanel logo?
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 16:02, Reply)
i'm allergic to cats
i save this sort of gear for the boy.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 16:03, Reply)
Like a Playdoh Fun Factory.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 16:03, Reply)
Exactly like it
But fabulously expensive, certainly more than you or I could afford anyway.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 16:10, Reply)
Just me and my news links.
Heaven.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:44, Reply)
So I just dropped my keys into the bin outside,
This in itself would be annoying, but those of you that were around this morning know what's in said bin...shudder
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 16:07, Reply)
waitress skillz
Is my favourite meme. Particularily the dog tripping..

Also the cat jumping through the glass to get away from BSM
(CheatingRabbit, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 19:55, Reply)

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