I'm not reading anything currently so I'll just talk about me. Me me me.
I'd like to express just how much I despise my birthday, but I don't think I have the strength.
Yesterday a friend says "OHEMGEE We're taking you to [the name of this place I hate] for your biiirthdaaay"
then today it's "I heard you hate this place, are you sure you want to go?" So I say "I don't really like it there but I figure that someone is doing something nice for me so who am I to complain" she says "Well you don't have to go if you don't want to"
le sigh
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 16:07, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Perhaps they're going to give you a really thoughtful and interesting book.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 16:09, Reply)

...or 'the bumps'.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 16:18, Reply)

happy birthday
hope you get laid, and get laid good.

*trots off home to do the same*
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 16:39, Reply)

not with these fur leggings I'm wearing

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 16:43, Reply)

do you mean literal fur leggings
or are you just overdue a wax?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 16:47, Reply)

oh em gee I do not wax

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 17:03, Reply)