I let her live.

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 20:18, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

A good present.
I dislike dogs. Anyone trying to make me share my birthday with one would swiftly find themselves on my Shit List. Being on my Shit List is not an enviable position.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Fri 18 Feb 2011, 20:28, Reply)

nah, I wanted to find her a pretty dress for like ever but none could be found, sad times
I always loved dogs but never had one and now I see they're quite a bit of work, like toddlers, that don't know english
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 20:30, Reply)

Oh man, forrin toddlers are the WORST.
Lazy bastards.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Fri 18 Feb 2011, 20:33, Reply)

Comin' over 'ere, takin' our rusks!

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 20:34, Reply)

And their sewing is shoddy
My Primark stuff is *always* shedding sequins.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Fri 18 Feb 2011, 20:35, Reply)

Have you ever wondered what the people in India
who make most of the high street clothes think of the stuff westerners wear? I'm sure I can guess..
(berk, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 20:39, Reply)

I think they'd kill for a chance to wear a sequinned, leopard-print mini dress.

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Fri 18 Feb 2011, 20:41, Reply)

Possibly
but any woman shimmying through most of Asia in that kind of clobber is likely to get whipped to within an inch of her life, sadly.
(berk, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 20:44, Reply)

Which is why they'd want to
I know I certainly want one now I've imagined it.

I'm such a stereotypical barmaid sometimes.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Fri 18 Feb 2011, 20:45, Reply)

I wouldn't be surprised if such a thing does actually exist
I hope to god my eyes are spared ever seeing it though! (sorry)
(berk, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 20:47, Reply)

You're safe
I ain't got the legs for mini-dresses. Otherwise I totally would get one.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Fri 18 Feb 2011, 20:49, Reply)

but india has some of the most lovely
textiles and fabrics
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 20:47, Reply)

uuhhuhhhuhhh
I think I just puked on my shoes
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 20:56, Reply)